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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

iturama - 26 Mar 2018 09:35 - 80475 of 81564

I didn't know you had to subscribe to be part of any of those. We live and learn.
Great day yesterday. Between getting the yard in some sort of order, there was the treat of seeing South Africa clean up the cheating Australians.

cynic - 26 Mar 2018 09:42 - 80476 of 81564

inhabit or sign up in that case

KidA - 26 Mar 2018 12:35 - 80477 of 81564

Trying to be more Democratic:

Follow Obama by harvesting the data of friends; though you aren't Obama/Democrat so don't expect to be hailed a genius.

Follow JFK and Clinton with sexual shenanigans; though best to do it when in office - even better if it is with an intern in a top government building. Don't forget to claim you didn't have sexual relations - this is the cherry on top.

WARNING We do not advocate being assassinated for sympathy to further your career.


Clocktower - 26 Mar 2018 14:35 - 80478 of 81564

What worries Big Brother is that the New World Order leaders have competitors - Freemasonry getting to grips with alternative powerful forces.

cynic - 26 Mar 2018 16:46 - 80479 of 81564

TRUMP vs DANIELS
i am much amused by this story, and confess it very much smells of a high end escort trying to make a fat anfd fast cheque

on her own admisssion, she shagged trump just the once
that scarcely constitutes an affair, though i suppose the revelation will cause some embarrassment in the trump household, but probably little surprise

the present incumbent (melania) knows full well on which side her bread is buttered
as is truthfully said, marrying your mistress just makes room for the next

cynic - 26 Mar 2018 16:50 - 80480 of 81564

Corbyn, Russia, Palestine and Hamas and anti-semitism
is it mere coincidence that all the above are linked to Corbyn?

Fred1new - 26 Mar 2018 19:46 - 80481 of 81564

Like bloodshed May and Saudi Arabia etc..

ExecLine - 26 Mar 2018 21:53 - 80482 of 81564

How to safeguard your Facebook data

Sometimes you might see 'Log in using your Facebook account'. This uses a 'Data App'.
The article, amongst other things, shows you how to limit what sort of data another website's data marketers' Data App can take:
eg:-

iturama - 27 Mar 2018 11:13 - 80483 of 81564

ExecLine - 27 Mar 2018 13:49 - 80484 of 81564

Just been to see my doctor.

As always, he was quite busy but I took a second to ask him:

"How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he answered, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I replied. "I suppose a normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." he said. "A normal person would pull out the bathtub's plug. If you like, I can arrange for you to have a bed near the window. Will that be OK?"

Fred1new - 27 Mar 2018 14:17 - 80485 of 81564

Very pertinent and funny!

Clocktower - 27 Mar 2018 15:22 - 80486 of 81564

EL some of the posters here, I guess grew up without even having a bath other than a metal tub, without any plug hole, and you had to heat the water first in a large utensil. The Good Old Days!!

cynic - 27 Mar 2018 15:35 - 80487 of 81564

it was great .... had a buxom young maid to bring her jugs, and of hot water too

jimmy b - 27 Mar 2018 15:55 - 80488 of 81564

Can't say that these days cynic ,you will have the #me too lot on to you.

cynic - 27 Mar 2018 16:02 - 80489 of 81564

as long as they're young, buxom and pretty that's fine by me :-)

Dil - 27 Mar 2018 19:25 - 80490 of 81564

Commonwealth Games next week , have to keep an eye on those cheating Aussies.

Bloody crims , no wonder we deported them.

Clocktower - 27 Mar 2018 21:42 - 80491 of 81564

Only difference to our lads is that they got caught and admitted it, unlike what our chaps would do. Our government, institutions and charities cheat the public most of the time but few are willing to change anything. As for other sports persons, how many have doubts hanging over them concerning the use of drugs?

iturama - 28 Mar 2018 07:34 - 80492 of 81564

They couldn't have denied it could they? Plausible deniability is one thing, being caught red-handed is another, even if in this case it was yellow-handed. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of braggarts.

Clocktower - 28 Mar 2018 08:12 - 80493 of 81564

They could have said it was a sweetie wrapping,that he never knew was there and just happened to pull out of his pocket by accident, which I guess British Lads would have.

Still the more important things like Kim Jong-un vist to China, the pr-runner to the Trump meeting looks like it is moving in the right direction - What a feather in Trumps Cap that will be - see what a great deal making he is by using pressure, the same goes for his trade war actions - stopping the Chinese milking the Yanks and rest of the world. :-)

ExecLine - 28 Mar 2018 12:06 - 80494 of 81564

Yes. This up coming Trump - Kim Jong-un meet will be very interesting.

I wonder what sort of deals will be done?

eg. 'No nukes anymore' and 'We will then let you go to Disneyworld and Las Vegas'. :-)
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