* M0NEY-AM G0LF DAY EVENT: 27 HOLES, INCL. SUSTENANCE & PRIZES (IN ADDITION TO M0NEY-AM SPONSORED PRIZES!) on: -
THURSDAY, 08 JUNE, 2006 *

So several months have passed... Based on the success of last Summer's Event at Longcliffe G.C., a few of you have asked me to take over the reigns from PTH and organise another G0LF M0NEY-AM DAY again based in the MIDLANDS. This is fairEST to the majority coming from all over the UK! From initial feedback (reflecting on 2005 36-Hole hot mid-Summer's day!), the popular view for a 2006 Event has been agreed, as follows: -

* Tea/Coffee on arrival.
* 9 Holes (4BBB 3/4 Stab.) Comp.
* Sandwiches/Lunch.
** 18 Holes (MAIN INDIVIDUAL (FULL HANDICAP) STABLEFORD EVENT) with M-AM and Golfing Prizes for Winners, incl. "Nearest-to-the-Pin" on the 9th. Hole and "The-Longest-Drive" on the 18th. Hole.
* 3-Course Evening Dinner (full waitress service), incl. coffee & mints + Prize Presentation/Mic. Table.

(** ADDITIONAL PRIZES from our generous SPONSORS include: - 3 months worth of Shares Magazine sent to the homes of EACH COMPETITOR every week. The Overall Winner will get The Money-AM Annual Golf Challenge Cup to keep for good plus 1 year's worth of Money-AM Level 2 service worth 357.50 + Vat. The Runner-Up and Third Placed Winners will each get a medal to keep plus 6 months' level 2.)

Venue: - H0RSLEY L0DGE G.C., Belper, Derbyshire (Championship Meadowland Course with American-type Greens). Refreshments will be in the On-Site Kingfisher Restaurant. Entry Fee is: - 60 per Competitor which will cover all of the above ** plus enough to buy some additional golfing prizes.
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For the golfers amongst you, MoneyAM is holding its annual Golf Day Event on Thursday 8th June 2006. This event, kindly organised by one of our users "markusantonius", will be taking place at the Horsley Lodge Golf Club, Belper, Derbyshire.

Entry fee for the day is 60 (payable in advance), which includes:

27 Holes of competition play
Refreshments throughout the day
Golf Prizes
MoneyAM Sponsored Prizes
Regards

MoneyAM Support
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Starting the season on 5.9

Help! Need some more high handicappers. Company is somewhat exalted; even the Shark could be down in the third group. lol!!

Ever Willing Robson (and ever hopeful, too)

Eric, if i can play like azm , i may have a chance of winning!

Eric, there is some advantage of being in the last group.Mark can get the drinks in for us and bring them out to the 18th green. Sounds like we might need them!............Rod

The winner normaly plays in the last group!

Still interested but need to confirm my US trip before comitting. Will keep an eye on things.

You're right fliper. 100% record, i.e. 1 out of 1! lol! Beautiful AZM! What a lovely company; don't remember being nearer to 100% confidence, at leasat laying aside short-term vagaries.

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Mark

You probably owe me some money, so you can pay my share and I'll settle up when I get home :-)

BTW Fundy hasn't played for yonks and should be allowed to play off 18.

pth

Hello, stranger (PTH) - long time, no hear, amigo! [1] Do I b****x owe you anything!! But [2] yes, I will, OK.

BTW Fundy is an ex-"Category One" player which means he is doing the honourable thing and playing off C-1 max.

Haven't played for ages myself (14 times < 5 months) so I can play off 18, please? :o)

14 times in 5 months lol

mines 0 in 5 months and still only able to hit 3/4 shots (back probs again!). Long game should be fine by then, short game likely to be shocking

You will be fine, Fundy - anyway where's my cheque? That should speed up your recovery process knowing you are committed to joining the Motley Crew in June! :o) BTW, Steve, my game is built on 90% "short game" - the only reason why I am playing off single figures!

*** 5 Fundamentalist (5.0)
*** 6 Fliper (5.9)
PAID 9 Markusantonius (8.5)
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PAID 13 Predateur (?.?)
PAID 13 MG (12.9)
PAID (by moi!) 17 P[ayu]T[omorrow!]Holden (?.?)
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PAID 18 BobColby (?.?)
PAID 20 E[ver]W[illing!]Robson (20.0)
PAID 21 Canary9 (?.?)
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*** ? Scripophilist (?.?)
*** ? Safety (?.?)
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(Canary9 - an absolute # bandito off 21 - plays every single day as his splendid performance in last year's Team Event will testify to!
BTW may one enquire as to what is your exact handicap, Dr. Rod?)
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Mark

The reason your game is 90% short is that you hit the ball like a girl off the tee - no further than 50 yds.

pth

Well, like I always say to you, Pete: "Just show us your handicap certificate, mate!". Besides it is "short GAME" not "short" = big difference, amigo. Anyway you have 8+ shots to catch up on me so when you get down to the < 1% of the World's best amateur golfers who can play off a single figure handicap, then, and only then, can you really be entitled to start taking the p***! Golf is game of Power AND Accuracy and I would much rather be 230 yards down the middle of the fairway than 280 yards stuck stimied right behind a tree. :o)

230 yds - do you wear a skirt on the course ?

Notice too that he says 'down' the fairway; the fairway is angled steeply down; they ski down in the winter.

Hey, Guys. I do find all these anti-female retorts most unfair against the weaker s*x. There is no need for such derogatory male chauvinism here, please. Anyway one may not be the longest hitter on "The M-AM Tour" but so what? Show me a scorecard that has hole by hole sketches and descriptions on it? Ans. None, of course, because it's the number written in the column that tells the WHOLE story. Period. Even if I only drove the ball say a paltry 200 yards off the Tee, show me anyone amongst us who can match the "short game Master-Shark"? Ans. No-one!

Reminder of M-AM 2005 Results *on*PTH's*Home*Turf*(Longcliffe G.C.)* : -

3-Man Team Event (a.m.): Markus (+ EWR + Canary9) = Winners c.t. PTH's Team = 4th.
Main Singles Event (p.m.): Markus = 2nd. c.t. PTH = 12th.

I rest my case.

200 yds. Is that a par 7 with me getting a 2 shot start?
Now you know why I aint coming.
I'm in the <1% of golfers whose drive is in single figures and whose handicap is around 280.
Alan

Ante post betting is in from betfair:

6/4f Marcusantonius
5/1 EW Robson
5/1 Canary
16/1 Predateur
16/1 Fliper
16/1 MG
16/1 PTH
16/1 Bob Colby
20/1 Fliper
25/1 Fundamentalist

20/1 Any un-named player