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Hi mg-not certain how to respond to your post because I have never come across the term 'ladyboys' before. However, since you mention a hairnet, no I do not use one, also always doing their nails, no I often lose the nail file so I can't always being doing them.

If you are using the term for my posting of the blue bike for a male it's because I did not want to be recognised by any of you lot just in case you see me whizzing by on my bike...;0). Also it was one of the first bike images I came across.

And if you are using the term to try and elicit from me a description of myself......I am slimmish and gorgeous most of the time except for when I am called baby. Try using babe instead.

Trouble with meggers is he doesn't get out much ;)

Cor blimey, there's a shedload of testosterosterosterone on this thread today with all the talk of cars.

Well I'm pleased to say that I'm very happy with my new Compact Pussycat.

I also quite like my topless Beamer too.

:o)

And my old man's quite happy with his toy too.

:o)

What's a Beamer?

Thanks
Galaxy man

Girls with testosterone. You will want to come for drink in the pub next.

That will be OK Jeff as long as they wear flat cap and don't wear those hipsters that show the best part of their thong I guess we could put up with the disruption of their presence ;-)

Blimey opto - the best part? ;)

Oh dear, Opto. That counts me out then I suppose.

I was so looking forward to showing you my Playboy belly button dingle-dangle as well.

:o)

opto you should have said thong and tattoo, the two seem to go together....

hils go on then show us your "Playboy belly button dingle-dangle" ..... if you do I will show you mine.

Now you've done it Hils.
The boys'll be getting theirs out next :S

Bugger :)

Oh dear, what have I started. 'best part' never thought of that way of reading it Choccie :-) and Hilary's dingle dangle ooooh!

Karm down, karm down - Big Elsie is looking over my shoulder - all this talk of thongs an' dingly dangly bits (s)he'll be gettinghis/hers out next 'an you could start a riot in 'ere.

Thinking about it - goooo-on show us yer worst - I'll get to sit on the roof and chuck stuff at passers by :)

A riot is just that - great fun !!!

Thanks chocolat- re mg's comment.

Optomistic- how could you say such a comment?

Which one Blue :-))

What the.... I step outside just for a couple of minutes to get some more ingredients, come back and it's like I've just walked into a hen night. Remember some of us are young and errr... young.

I'll be in the kitchen.

Hi optomistic- 'show the best part of their thong' ;0)

J Stratford- It's because you are young that YOU should be enjoying it, lol.

JS, if you're the naked chef make sure you put your pinny on!