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That will be OK Jeff as long as they wear flat cap and don't wear those hipsters that show the best part of their thong I guess we could put up with the disruption of their presence ;-)

Blimey opto - the best part? ;)

Oh dear, Opto. That counts me out then I suppose.

I was so looking forward to showing you my Playboy belly button dingle-dangle as well.

:o)

opto you should have said thong and tattoo, the two seem to go together....

hils go on then show us your "Playboy belly button dingle-dangle" ..... if you do I will show you mine.

Now you've done it Hils.
The boys'll be getting theirs out next :S

Bugger :)

Oh dear, what have I started. 'best part' never thought of that way of reading it Choccie :-) and Hilary's dingle dangle ooooh!

Karm down, karm down - Big Elsie is looking over my shoulder - all this talk of thongs an' dingly dangly bits (s)he'll be gettinghis/hers out next 'an you could start a riot in 'ere.

Thinking about it - goooo-on show us yer worst - I'll get to sit on the roof and chuck stuff at passers by :)

A riot is just that - great fun !!!

Thanks chocolat- re mg's comment.

Optomistic- how could you say such a comment?

Which one Blue :-))

What the.... I step outside just for a couple of minutes to get some more ingredients, come back and it's like I've just walked into a hen night. Remember some of us are young and errr... young.

I'll be in the kitchen.

Hi optomistic- 'show the best part of their thong' ;0)

J Stratford- It's because you are young that YOU should be enjoying it, lol.

JS, if you're the naked chef make sure you put your pinny on!

Bluey, although I do not wish to imply in any way that I am adverse to naked female flesh, the distraction it is sometimes is distracts from the pleasure that the sight of it should induce!

Opto, tried naked cooking before... it don't half hurt when you slam the oven door a bit sharpish ;-)

If Bunny comes in, let her know that I've put some glazed carrots on the side for her.

Blue, I know I should have put 'most' not 'best'. Can't get a thing past Choccie...she misses nothing :-)

J Stratford- I thought as much especially when you are with a partner, lol.

Bluey, or even if partner is no longer said partner and instead one is concentrating on ones work!

Hi optomistic- Ok, have a pot of tea then and I am sure that will be nearly as exciting to going to a pub seeing the best part of........just kidding!!!

Getting complex this is...LOL

Pot of tea would be very nice Blue, thank you :-)