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Old asbestosfingers is full of bright ideas.
Aren't you Kayak? ;)

Spacie, don't worry, you're not the only one who has trouble finding reverse. The Westfield has reverse under fifth... the number of times I've gone for sixth when doing 6000 rpm!!!

Actually chocolat that's the beauty of it, you can rest the can on the stovetop while it's heating, but the heat is distributed so that you can steady it with your hand at the top while stirring and the top will be no hotter than the contents.

OK I'll stop on this topic or people will think I'm an anorak. Anyway I'll be off to note down the local locomotive numbers shortly.

Well it won't rest on mine. Saddo here's just tried it :)

And as for steadying it with flames leaping up the sides - go on, show me what you do ;)

Morning all

bluey good taste, watched both grand designs and the apprentice last night, big fan of the apprentice but where did they drag this last bunch from for the apprentice. 7 girls, 16 hrs and a 200 float and they managed to make about 65 between them - thats about 58p an hour each and they had to resort to pimping kisses to get most of that

right off to replace the shower cubicle in the en-suite, a coffee each or hour or so would be good

choccy, choose the smallest burner obviously and set the flame so the flames don't go up the sides. Everytime I've tried it, it will happily sit on the cast iron burner top (where the flames come out) if the pan supports are spaced too far apart.

Now come on, you're a woman, you should know how to cook :-)

Ok. I had thought of sitting it straight on a burner.
Now show me how you stir it :P

Oh for heavens' sake, choccy, get a spoon from the drawer!

Good morning chocolat, Spaceman and Fundamentalist,

Spaceman-cars ,cars cars, I love talking about cars!!!!

chocolat-was it really baked beans so early in the day ;0)

Fundamentalist- I know this lot in the Apprentice don't seem very bright but at least the girls will still have the crayons for the next time!!!

J Stratford-I know that you should know whose spring cleaning you did, BUT when I first posted in the coffee house you said spring cleaning is finished. Then just before good Friday you said can two enter the coffee house and the lovely Jo was there and was going back home. So I would assume from that SHE helped you with your spring cleaning. NOW you say you did hers. Was it all the fumes from the cleaning products sending you in a state of confusement. Anyway, I hate spring cleaning so I doubt the fumes would affect me!!!

K :)

I got biiig burners :P

OK, you realise I'm talking about the cooker and not the central heating boiler :-)

Bluey, just to clear up the confusion... 2 weeks ago I was spring cleaning down here in anticipation that the lovely Jo might still decide to grace me with her presence. On the Friday I dissapeared back up to my weekend retreat (near to where Jo lives) as per normal to teach lots of little blighters how to play the guitar. The following Monday, I and a friend / colleague took Jo and her twin sister out to a very fancy restaurant. On Tuesday morning I decided that it would be stupid to have her down her with me, so left nice and early. 1 hour into the journey she sends me a text asking what time I'm picking her up. I (foolishly) turn round and go back, pick her up and come back down here. She stayed down here as a friend for a few days before I took her home on Thursday late night. At no point did I contemplate doing her spring cleaning. Hopefully all is now clear, although the situation is still as clear as mud if you ask me!!!

Anyway, does anyone mind if I take the kettle off now? It's getting a bit heavy.

Hi J Stratford- A big thank you for that explanation, :0).

Btw, I thought we had a tea urn, why did you put the kettle on? Does the water taste better?

Oh yes K - not that I'd ever keep bananas that close to it :P



But I'll show you my boiler too, if you like ;)

Bluey, my pleasure. Re: kettle - I forgot my hat.

Choc, you can show me anything you like! But cheaper cookers such as yours may not have a facility to heat cans of baked beans :-)

That looks a right good cooker for burning pizza ;)

Morning all.

Any tea and pastries left?

Hi Keaydian, hate to be the one to tell you this but it's afternoon, ;0).

Is it!

Might as well skip breakfast and go straight for the afternoon nap.