CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

I tried baked beens once, never when soft however long I baked them for. Same with eggs, when I boil them they never get soft.

Talking of eggs...

Friend of mine organised a clown for his 4 year olds birthday party. Clown went through the whole usual routine with the kids totally enthralled. He got to the end of his act and started juggling eggs, lots of eggs... which he then dropped. But it was ok because they all bounced!

Next morning my friend and his wife are woken early (it being Sunday). He wanders downstairs to find out what the noise is to find his 3 year old standing on a stool in front of the fridge systematically trying to find an egg that would bounce.

Don't know which I hate more... kids or clowns.

Hi Keaydian- Are you on a diet? You never woke up to have anything to eat!!!!

Good morning all. It is yet another of my long weekends so here I am bright and early. Well, early at least.

I woke up a bit peckish so I thought I would get the cooking underway with a double ration of full English breakfast. Tea and coffee all ready too. There's nothing like a large, steaming mug, as the art mistress said to the bishop!

Morning Socs - I'll grab a cuppa and a danish.
How's you today apart from buys with the frying pan?

Morning stockbunny and Socrates,

Socrates-glad that you included the fact of the possibility of not being bright at the time of 06.55am!!! It's very kind of you to offer a double ration of FEB but can I have just one fried egg please?

Morning ALL,
Very foggy here in S Yorks this AM, so different from yesterday.
"buys with the frying pan? ". someone will have to explain that to me ....not woken up proper yet :-/

Hi optomistic,

Probably due to the fact that the coffee house is very busy recently and Socrates is going to do a double FEB. Mind you ,might have to buy another stove to accommodate the frying pans!!!!

Hi BL, fried eggs a'plenty. How about a Socco special fried egg butty? Fresh tea and coffee ready.

Morning all, from a nice and sunny Hastings.

Double FEB and hot steaming mug for me as well please Socs.

Today I have to visit the dentists again and this time its to see the resident sadist hygienist.

Morning all and morning to you Bluelady.

I'm not on a diet as such, but it'd do me know harm to lose a few pounds.

Breakfast is going well, soon be time for brunch. Anything happening on the markets? With all this cooking I've no time to look.

LOL the word busy often ends up buys or bsuy with me Opto, like a lot of words brain goes faster then fingers or visa versa, don't have time for spellcheck LOL

Stick a couple of rashes of streaky in for me Socs.

LOL Bunny, I suppose I ought to know that buy now.
edit or perhaps by now :-)

Good morning Spaceman,

Just for you....



Keaydian- I know the feeling hence I can only say I'm slimmish nowadays!!!!

Socrates-Still just one fried egg, has to be runny yolk though but make sure all the samonella bugs are dead, thanks.

Who is the tramp with the silly hat? Please tell him vagrants are not allowed unless they are members, like Jeffers.

Blue, I'll leave the egg frying to Socco, he is a specialist in that area.
Good you are only having the one.

Hi optomistic- Hee, hee I just changed the name. I was just seeing whether you were awake....and you were, lol

:-))