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Oh dear Spacie

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You really must keep the battery plugged in on those things. Mind you it sounded like one of my ex's when she was reversing her car - normally followed by a loud crash.

Now then Keaydian I think you're skills are better employed elsewhere then caring for the suffering......
How about clearing out the ashes from the fire, after all they are due to the logs...

JS - danish for you of course :>)

Thank goodness for that Spaceman that you didn't take me up on my offer of being nice to you, lol, and you have taken up the offer of the others. You asked me the other week what my job was and I never told you that I specialised in the recuperation of males who suffer from colds in order to prevent the cold developing into man flu!!!! I have even written to many an MP in order for it to be the main priority in the hospital intensive care unit if needed. And of course I have a whole team of nurses who work for me, females of all ages and descriptions and males if there is a requirement.

(Grabs dustpan and brush from the cupboard)

(sweep sweep sweep)

All done Stockbunny ready for Spacie.

My goodness - double danish rations for Keaydian! Bit worried about the idea that the fire is now ready for Spacie though.......
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In fact talking medical - I'm sure many Dr's have a sadistic streak!
I have been nagged for about 3 years now to go for a routine cholesterol blood test as our Dr has a policy to check those of us over 40 for it - so every appts after the age of 40, up comes the subject of this test - oh yes and the diabetes one as well. Ok preventative medicine is a good thing...

BUT....

What I find horrible is this issue of no eating or drinking - apart from water - from 9pm until after the blood is taken the next morning! Are they nuts? No food, no milky tea for 12 hours! I may be slim but thats why I need regular feeding, no breakies and I'm in a right mood, no tea and well!!!&^&%$

So tomorrow morning your truly here will be on black tea and a fag until after 8.20 when said blood is extracted - it's not my fault if they get an armful of caffine and nicotine! And straight afterwards I am heading at full pelt to the bakers - approx 50 yards - to get my hands on FOOD! May take a flask of tea with me.....
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and another thing.....
(drags back soap box from corner)
Why do Dr's take one look at a slim person and say I can't imagine you need to eat a lot anyway? What! In common with most slim people I know, I need to eat, I eat a lot, don't have the 'reserves' to fall back on!

Told her I eat carrots and lettuce and...

OK I'll shut up now......

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Good morning Keaydian, it looks lovely and clean, well done have another cup of tea.

Stockbunny, hope they find your veins first time?

Bunny, I will ensure there is plenty of food waiting for you as soon as you set foot in here tomorrow morning. I agree totally with everything you said though. For those of us who are healthy and do eat breakfast in the morning, the strain our bodies take when we don't eat is horrific. Maybe there is somehting to be said for living on one meal of pasta and ketchup a day!

K. Wake up, after all there may be a need for more logs if the fires being lit for Spacie, and I wouldn't have to do all that axing by myself...

(Wakes up)

Morning J Stratford, how are you today?

Finding veins with me tends to not be a problem thankfully but I know what you mean BlueLady, they can never find my Mum's and she always comes back looking like her arm's done 20 rounds with Mike Tyson due to all the bruising!

JS - exactly! I reckon though a tad bit of honey in the tea first thing wont hurt, just a smidge...cos I walk to the Dr's - about 1/2 mile and on no calorie intake I don't want to arrive and pass out! I wont be setting foot in here until it's all done, can't cope with people eating in front of me ;>)

JS - what do you reckon on a large bowl of porridge at 9pm and a banana - slow carb release, could make the next morning easier?

Bunny, I dont understand what it means to be slim ;-) I do have high cholesterol and I take tablets for it but the thing that I can never work out is how to balance these things, for example is high cholesterol and being overweight worse than having low cholesterol and weigh but smoking? Everyone know that being low weight, doing excercise and not smoking is good, but most people dont exactly fit the good profile and they can only tick some of the boxes. And you have my sympathy for the fasting, I have to do it every 6 months or so....

Bluelady, reading your CV I think I need your help ! I suggest that you send round a few of your female nurses, I wont be to specific other than to say use Uma as a guide. I am felling better already.

Large bowl of porridge with golden syrup would be much nicer ! I have that as a Saturday morning treat sometimes, yummy