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Didn't try the mallet approach then?
;>)

Gawd - keaydian there's the axe go chop wood, has to be a better atlernative then him sizing poor spacie up for kebabing....

J Stratford, I was very well until I read Keaydian's last post. It was the timing which did it for me, well done Keaydian you caused me to split my sides with laughter. Perhaps I need some morphine for the resulting pain, lol. Sounds a delightful experience, not, ten times.......before they gave up.

Spaceman I have read that stress is more dangerous for the heart than perhaps high cholesterol,...........so relax and enjoy the neck massages the nurses will give you.

in the same way that all talk of lambs and sheep in relation to cooking or eating is banned in the coffee house so is any talk of cooking or eating me ;-)

Bluelady, the yellow haired warriors have not arrived yet, could you tell them mto hurry, after all it is an emergency.

Who invited Boris Johnson and look alikes then? ;>)

Thank you Bunny. I now have hot tea sprayed across my monitors!!!

Now what did you go do that for JS?
;>)

I have no idea. Could it possible be something to do with the thought of Uma Thurman turning into Boris Johnson as a yellow haired warrior. I mean can you imagine Boris as a general on a field of battle?

Sadly - yes I can JS LOL :>)

Spaceman, must be the sat nav system delaying them.

Stockbunny, good one, lol.

J Stratford, could be worse, it could have been one of your shares which caused that sort of reaction ;0)

stuffing dried dates and some homemade flapjacks - anyone want one?

Yuck

There's gratitude for you! Yes please Bunny, and I'll have K.'s share as well please :-)

Here you go JS - sorry about the wait got too engrossed reading Forsyth's Avenger and having a trot round the garden in the sun :>)))

Well if we can't cook Spacie, Bunny how would you like a swim in that black pot over by Inglenook....That's just what I said Bunny, silly place to put a pot, and with all those logs under it. Don't worry about the carrots, potatos, etc in the water, I've heard their good for you.

Keaydian, how could you even contemplate such an idea about stockbunny?

Have a lovely pint of cold beer and apologise to her after she has finished trotting in the garden, lol.

No probs Bunny. It'll go nicely with an after lunch cup of tea thank you.

Keaydian - you can go off people you know! :>0
Anyway as a nice meaty fellow you want to be careful, it may take 5 of us to bring you down but I reckon there's a fair bit of prime beef in them there leggies ;>)

Awwww misses no.

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Yes Bluelady, Sorry Bunny.

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