CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

zzzz phew zzzz, eh thunder, I thought it was the chicken jalfrezi I had last night.

Keaydian, are you very handsome? After all that beauty sleep you really ought to be ;0).

Stockbunny and J Stratford, fortunately like Socrate there was no thunder or rain here. Even had to water the flowers.

Ptholden, the golf trolley is behaving itself!!!

Dunno about behaving itself, I have a comp on Wednesday morning and really could do with it back on ground level. Think I'm gonna get a stepladder or perhaps shoot it down with an elephant gun!!

pth

Why would you want to shoot it down with an elephant gun? Why not just climb on the elephant's back and get it down that way? I assume the competition on Wed. is really true? Good luck with it.

Ptholden, one elephant with gun ready to shoot at the golf trolley.

Morning all. Tea's on.

Good morning all, I'll start with a FEB and go on from there.

PTH, I've taken pity on you and asked Pru to remove your trolley from the light fitting, in fact he is just coming up the garden path with his step ladder now. A few minutes and you should be able to start some practice swings, but please not in the cafe, can't have golf balls bouncing of the walls, too hazardous to health.

Cheers and morning chaps - one piping hot cuppa for the bunny please :>)
I've bought the croissants and danish........warming now....

Morning all.

You know, I wish I could start with FEB again... I've got 500 pages to write for the end of the month, so if we could go back a bit then I'd have more time again. Added to that I'd know not to waste my time on other events that happened in FEB :-)

Gee thanks Socs, a great relief :)

No problem PTH, but what are the other golfers going to think of a person with a chandelier attached to their golf trolley, a bit OTT isn't it?

Liberace reincarnated :-)

Time to be thinking about elevenses. Tea accompanied by a large slice of treacle tart with double cream, I think. Then I shall have to start thinking about lunch.

I've just had some sales-person round the cafe kitchen, telling me that chopping boards have 53 times more bacteria on them than lavatory seats. He was trying to sell some stuff that is advertised on telly, apparently. I told him, no thank you, we will take the green route and prepare all of our food on lavatory seats and dump the chopping boards.

I blame Bunny for all her counter top dancing :-)

Morning has broken, anyone got any glue?

Bit of string and a couple of nails. Will they do?

Never tried it with nails and string, I'll give it a go.

Good morning Socrates and J Stratford,

One hammer coming up Socrates. And please don't use one hammered Keaydian.