Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

i don't think any of those jokes were funny , baza. not to your usual very high standard. not funny, any of them. in fact i'm offended and upset....

Tee Hee

If you haven't already had a look - go look at VOG - up 75% today - and I think it is only just starting

Baza

Great jokes Baza, but very true!
Just to illustrate, Alan is wearing one wellington at the moment because the weather forecast predicts a foot of snow.
H

bollocks. i read the bb a few days ago, had a look and thought the boat had gone......bugger!! did you get in , baza?

just enough to shrink him down to size then, H?

Shes some bloody room to talk.
When we got married she walked down the aisle backwards because she used to sell ice cream at the Odeon.

Sounds like the drinks are on Baza. Top call, mate.
Alan

Bloody hell - What a 10 minutes - I bought 10k at 100 10 minutes ago and just sold them at 117

I still have the 1k that I bought yesterday - that was quite exhilarating - never done that before

Phew - sorry blowing my own trumpet - but it does not happen often

baza

Baza,
Blowing your "pwn Trumpet" is something that even someone as depraved as me wouldn't consider!!!
Alan

In again at 108 - and out again at 120 - I cant believe this

baz
You should get back in looks like 200p tomorrow.

Smaller stock to watch



The AIM-listed Victoria Oil & Gas, the spin-off from Celtic Resources, surged 11p to 57p as independent consultants put the recoverable gas from its first discovery well in Russias West Medvezhye field at 500 billion cubic feet 31 times the previous estimate. With VOG, which owns 75 per cent of the field, still due to drill two further wells, Ambrian Partners said that the company could now rank among much larger Russian operators such as Sibir Energy and JKX Oil & Gas. The broker raised its target to 306p with a repeated buy recommendation.

I did - I got greedy and bought back in at 116 - so this lot still under water - but the rest did well - not a bad days work - wish they were all like this - it certainly gets the adrenalyn going.

Decided to let it roll over till tomorrow - recognising that this could go either way - but worth a speculative punt - until I get time to do a bit of research - but what little I have seen so far - looks reasonably ok.

Baza

Talking to yourself Baza.
They've all buggered off to the more intelligent thread.
Alan

Lets me out then

B

baz
You have done well today my son, Feel The Force.

After hours RNS:

It has been confirmed that the More Intelligent Threat (MIT) has received a takeover approach from the Talk To Yourself Thread (TTYT). The board of MIT will consider the offer and report in the foreseeable future

the ttyt board meeting in progress

oops, here they are!!

Its the beer monkey hunters!!!
Alan

the meeting progresses.

even ii tags joins and proves once and for all that he really was talking out of his ass!!!