Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Oh my God. I've killed the best thread on here. How will I ever forgive myself. I would say sorry guys, but everyones abandoned it.
Alan

good stuff, alan.

Good, stuff Alan

;)

copycat

Good stuff alan

Why, did you wink bos?

I'd like to thank my publishers, Money AM. My sponsors, Tetley real ales..................

chocolat, have you spelt that right?

Don't ask me. My spelling is atroshus.

Well Done Alan - now waiting for episode 2

Have you sold the TV rights yet ??

Open to offers!!!!
I'll start the bidding at 3 PCM shares.
Alan

3 pcm shares???? bloody hell!! that's a lot........you got max clifford negotiating for you?

ok - I bid 2 PCM shares then !!!

i bid 4 pcm shares. i think it could be next years summer blockbuster. i'm so confidant i called sean connery and offered him the lead as long as he auditioned. i played it tough, told him he had to be there for tennish. "but i haven't got a racket!", was his reply.....

I dunno about the spelling, bos - but I think you fluffed the punchline.

Here you go - hope this helps

Any Man Utd fans out there?

A new recipe has hit the shops today after being tested in towns all over the uk.Its called "red devil crumble".

Ingredients
1 x yank takeover
1 x thug departing
1 x egotistic manager
1 x cash freeze
1 x coke head centre back
1 x russian billionaire

Preparation
Mix all the ingredients in a large bowl,add a large tablespoon of blueberries and maple syrup.Whisk until the whole mixture takes on a starry/stripey appearance and the texture is dead slimey.
Place on the cooker and heat until all the mixture has gone sluggish and doesn`t go anywhere.
Empty the mixture into a fresh bowl and add a big helping of blue moon.(This can be found in the city of manchester stadium)
Optional extras include the left overs from a pan of scouse and a can of yorkshire haha berries but these extras may be hard to swallow for a lot of man u fans.

Serving suggestions
When the mixture has gone totally cold and lifeless,hack into portions and serve with prawn sandwiches on paper plates.
Best eaten with sour grapes and a pinch of salt.


ENJOY !!!!

sounds champion

glad to know fergie is still the boss. should see a good run of results for man u now.

chocolat, ta' very much. looks lovely and creamy.