Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

blimey!!!! how many times can a girl lose her cherry?

If i log on to this thread at night ,do i have to pay a pound a minute ???

Thats about my rate of loss on real shares, so I am exempted.
Alan

By the way. I knew it would be a quiet day, so I've been up all night trying to write the worlds funniest ever joke (nod to Monty Python, there) based around Jonathan King, Matthew Kelly and a glittering career, but I just can't get it right.
Suggestions welcome.
Alan

I like that one about Gary i posted earlier alan ,nobody appreciated it ,i was most hurt ..

I passed it on. I liked it. I've been working on loads around the theme of Do you wanna be in my (chain) gang, I'm the leader of the gang (bang) and such like. None funny enough yet for the picky buggers that come on here.
Also considered Gary being short of change and calling Michael Jackson to ask if he could swap a ten for two fives and the mathmatical conundrum of how many times 59 goes into 15 but I ain't there yet.
Alan

Alan - work really must be slow !!!!

951 now , short on DOO and CSR they are both going up ,, could really lose some good money today , i'm hoping to get under 80k by tonight.
This is harder than it looks ,now if it was my real money it would be easy !!.

Someones taking the p1$$ here.
I've managed to lose over 1500 this morning and I've only dropped a couple of places!!
Alan

Al you have a lot to lose , go for something with a wide spread like DOO , and obviously go the wrong way !!

Trust me on this, Jimmy. Whichever way I go will be the right way. If I shorted a company that had just announced an imminent bankruptcy, there would be an RNS about 10 minutes later saying they'd found several billion down the back of the settee.
This only applies on the CI game. The opposite is ALWAYS true with my hard earned.
Alan

Saying that Al,, just thank your lucky stars you are not in Biofuels BFC ,,i am and i'm in bigger than i've ever been in any other stock .:-( .

can't believe it!!! i've moved up to 862.

Weep suckers , i should be at 80k later.

God bless you Georgie you lived it the way you wanted to. Thanks for the memories. An icon of my time.

MS

down a little to 884 and 89k. read on a thread that there could be a bid for emi, so gone short!!!! jimmyb, rispeck!! yooo da maaan!!!!

Lost a measly 800 today, down an impressive 9 places.
I honestly don't know how the hell this happens. Bloody typical though. Try to lose and win, try to win, and lose.
It feels just like it must when you throw a snowball 'cos you're bored and then watch it start an avalanche that wipes out half a dozen ski resorts.
I have, though, a cunning plan, Baldrick. It starts with getting blazing drunk and then....................................................

946 ,,didn't lose as much as i thought i would today,,i would have closed CSR for a nice 15p loss but i had made my 3 trades ,now my short has only lost 2p ,, did well on DOO though ,,i'm still over 80k ,,,i need a big one .Wait till next week,,,
i belieeeeeeeeeeeeeve !!

been watching robert winston's "the human body " tonight. i'm still laughing at the way he pushes a slide under the microscope and announces ever so calmly, "these are my sperm". oh, me sides hurt :))

Strange choice of pet!!