Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

oh yes. just getting my tongue working on it, get it moist before i pluck it .

Chocolat, Are you still putting the cherries in to the jar, or taking them out?

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much and I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and Women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, Caroline and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

What every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

Realising that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The following day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, sweetheart." She was almost nearing s*xual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.

Love it bhunt !!!

'tastic!!

How s your losses going bos ,,I went short on AMO this morning and it's going up nicely ,,looking for something else to lose money on,, iv'e stacks of cash to waste and am having trouble loosing it !!

Baza

thats absolutely brilliant!!!!

me. went up a touch today. can't believe it.

Psst - cake....where's the rest of it?

looked so good i had to eat it!! mmmm

Hello - Is anyone else out there..

Oh yes

aha

Just got back from the worlds weirdest doctor.
D'you know what he asked me? Does your willy burn after sex!!!!
How the hell would I know that? I mean come on, who the hell holds a match to it at that point?
Alan

Hope you told him you were married Al , maybe he thinks your hanging out with dodgy women .

I've bought a camcorder. Can anyone recommend a good bit of editing software. This is for home use so I don't want pay an arm and a leg. The software that came with it is very average.

MS

Never mind eh.

this girl had a lucky escape . wasn't she lucky that a passing race car broke her fall and stopped her getting hurt!!!