Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

See your point Al.

Well, Kivver and co.
Are you any less bored now?
Do really bad old jokes improve the situation?
I have been musing on irony.
On Saturday, when I land in the USA I will be greeted by the strains of Hail to the Chief, from a nation who slaughtered thousands of red Indians, and welcomed to "The Land of the Free", whereupon I will be informed of what I may and may not do, may or may not bring in and how much the departure tax is.
Irony doesn't come into it.

They will have irons there Al except the voltage is different.

I'll end up finding out about both. Clapped in irons and the sent to the electric chair for slapping the first person to say have a nice day. I really hate that empty phrase. The other one I dislike intensley is when a waiter says "Hi, my names John, and I'll be your waiter".
John (or whoever, cos they're not all called John), I'm hungry and want some food. I'm not looking for a long term relationship.
And as for the first person I meet called Colin or something who insists its pronounced Coal-in...................................

Your off to the US after everything you said about them??? How long for al?

Watch out for the ones called Brad. I hate them. Also when they say 'no wat im sayin'

You men are so ungrateful! Were only going to Florida because the tight arse wouldn't pay the money for the carribean or an Indian Ocean holiday as the prices quadrupled over the xmas period.
If Alan doesn't stop complaining i'll do to him and mickey mouse what was done to Henry Wilt and the inflatable doll in the film "Wilt"
I'll be thinking of you all freezing your small parts off whilst i'm relaxing naked in the jacuzzi under the stars, and Alans asking for a bail bond.
H

Don't you both get caught in any dodgy seedy little clubs that you shouldnt be in. You should make Al be your slave H. Make him fullfill your every desire and demand.

Silly me, he already is!!!!

Dont tell me them im not bothered.

Sorry, Kivver.
Back on New Years Day.
Alan

ive just cheered up i dont know why. You be carefull

You will end up getting searched so be careful.

Aint gonna find nuffing but an old rusty sheriffs badge. Anyway thats the bit the missus is looking forward to!!!

and what she gonna do with that, get out the brasso and give it a good rub.

PUULLLEEAASSSEEEE!!!!!

mmmmmm.........I dont wanna know........

oh well done , gents.

How ugly must Little Red Riding Hoods family have been?