Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

You men are so ungrateful! Were only going to Florida because the tight arse wouldn't pay the money for the carribean or an Indian Ocean holiday as the prices quadrupled over the xmas period.
If Alan doesn't stop complaining i'll do to him and mickey mouse what was done to Henry Wilt and the inflatable doll in the film "Wilt"
I'll be thinking of you all freezing your small parts off whilst i'm relaxing naked in the jacuzzi under the stars, and Alans asking for a bail bond.
H

Don't you both get caught in any dodgy seedy little clubs that you shouldnt be in. You should make Al be your slave H. Make him fullfill your every desire and demand.

Silly me, he already is!!!!

Dont tell me them im not bothered.

Sorry, Kivver.
Back on New Years Day.
Alan

ive just cheered up i dont know why. You be carefull

You will end up getting searched so be careful.

Aint gonna find nuffing but an old rusty sheriffs badge. Anyway thats the bit the missus is looking forward to!!!

and what she gonna do with that, get out the brasso and give it a good rub.

PUULLLEEAASSSEEEE!!!!!

mmmmmm.........I dont wanna know........

oh well done , gents.

How ugly must Little Red Riding Hoods family have been?

Anyone think my poetry is improving??

There was a young lady from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the lake,
But a man in a punt,
Stuck his pole in her ear,
And said "You can't swim here, it's private".

Alan

Good one al

an old i know
ol mother hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch the postman a letter
when she got there the cupboard was bare
so they did it without it was better

good one. and I approve of the sentiment!!
Alan

Mary had a little lamby
and it was always gruntin
she tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked its little hut in.

This is an ode to "Neon Sign Joe"
Who died, when he fell, through the letter "O"
We pray that hes gone to a place that is better
Cos he went, like he came, through a hole in a letter

Just read the Champs league, and all I can say is GO BOS, GO.
Win it for the thread, mate, and get thoroughly rat-arsed over christmas!!
alan