Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

PUULLLEEAASSSEEEE!!!!!

mmmmmm.........I dont wanna know........

oh well done , gents.

How ugly must Little Red Riding Hoods family have been?

Anyone think my poetry is improving??

There was a young lady from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the lake,
But a man in a punt,
Stuck his pole in her ear,
And said "You can't swim here, it's private".

Alan

Good one al

an old i know
ol mother hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch the postman a letter
when she got there the cupboard was bare
so they did it without it was better

good one. and I approve of the sentiment!!
Alan

Mary had a little lamby
and it was always gruntin
she tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked its little hut in.

This is an ode to "Neon Sign Joe"
Who died, when he fell, through the letter "O"
We pray that hes gone to a place that is better
Cos he went, like he came, through a hole in a letter

Just read the Champs league, and all I can say is GO BOS, GO.
Win it for the thread, mate, and get thoroughly rat-arsed over christmas!!
alan

Have a great holiday Alan.
Y'all come back now ;)

Bosleys attempt to lose all his money:

GO BOSLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pos User Value Gain %
1 (3) bosley 124,689.55 46.07%
2 (2) sabiru 149,892.01 43.83%
3 (1) stanton 139,626.56 42.03%
4 (5) drunker50 89,953.02 31.49%
5 (4) Celtic1967 140,951.97 28.15%
6 (7) plainz 116,708.23 27.63%
7 (6) calmond 120,559.88 25.36%
8 (9) triggerslow 131,011.23 24.30%
9 (43) alderleyedge 127,518.10 23.03%
10 (81) SouthWester Investor 121,261.37 22.27%

Well, thats it for me for 2005 guys. I'm outta here. Before I go, its been fantastic getting to know you all on this thread (and others), and I can honestly say its been a real pleasure reading the informative and very witty posts that crop up on these boards.
Baza, watch that garden. Wilbs watch that ex.
Chocolat, watch that waistline. Driver, watch Postman Pat.
Bos, watch that champs league. Go for it, buddy and I expect a picture of you wasted on cheap champagen to celebrate you 1000 winnings when I get back.
To all, have a superb Christmas and a New Year to remember.
I'm off to sit in a bar in Alabama, whistling "yankee Doodle" so don't wait up.
Alan

Sorry if I missed anyone in the above. Every one a winner.
Alan

blimey, alan !! how can you forget jimmyb????
anyway, enjoy your hols, have a good christmas and new year.
(see if you can get this printed onto a t-shirt)

yes how can you forget me :-( i'm so hurt ,ill never get over it,, Have a great holiday in the USA alan ...

Is It True 'Snoby Birds' are muckier in bed?????????????????????????.

We had a big debate about this, this late afternoon in my local and the Yes vote got it by about 5 to 1, any thoughts????????????????.

Sorry girls you can use the same criteria, Im as common as muck.

cheers GF.

gf, push the right buttons and they're all mucky ;)







so i've been told....................

GF ,you can't beat posh totty !!