Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

i wouldn't mind LOT SA NUKI with SUM YUNG CHICK.

funny enough i live next door to a lovely chinese couple who had a white baby wat went wong

she had bunk up pie & chips instead of chinese takeaway........

what a lovely day.

yes really great with not a sight of Pres Bliar & shower.......

Greetings.
Today is International Gorgeous and Sexy day. Please send this message to the sexiest and most gorgeous person you know.
Please don't send it back to me though, because I've already had f...ing hundreds.

Just another Tuesday then.

Al
I take it you didn't have any RPT then.

Very remiss of me, Driver, but somehow I managed not to be involved in that particular disaster.
Probably the first time I've ever been able to say that about any plunging stock!!
Hope you weren't.
Alan

Psst.
Got a tip from a good friend of mine last night.
Short February (epic code FEB)
Theres a rumour it might have less days than the rest of the months.

Be careful its not a leap year Al ,you could come unstuck..

I'm not that daft Jimmy.
My mate says short it from 31 days to 28 at 10 per day, but I'm playing safe and shorting it to 30 days at 30 per day. If it is short I'll make the same as him without risking as much if we're wrong.
PS. Got me stop loss in at 32 days just to be on the safe side. Gotta think smart in this game.

short this to 28 lads. ignore the rampers who lie and cheat. bunch of cretins, morons, CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFFLMFAO!!!
gEDOUTAHERE YOU DUMMIES

hahahahahahahahah!!!

bosley steals the crown as the Mike Yarwood of the NOWT thread.
That has gotta be the best impression ever.
I had to read the name twice to make sure it was bosley, I was that convinced it was chocolat
;-)

LOLOL !!

how are you? oh im fine thanks, jam sandwich, lovely day.

Current Balance -4.13
Cleared Funds -4.16
Portfolio Assets 2.48
Portfolio Liabilities (0.00)
Portfolio Value 2.48
Total -1.65

Well there is my finish on Champ Invest ,not a carrot , in fact i think i owe them money.

i think makes you champ, jimmy. just need alan to present you with the golden pigs ear award. well done , sir !!!

chocolat, nice outfit!!! maybe just a touch too much make-up ......... and stop constantly posting, please :)

Huge round of applause for jimmy.
That takes style, class and God only knows what.
Ladies and Gents, I think we have a winner. Unless, in the words of Esther Rantzen (Hands up those old enough to remember "Thats Life") you know better.