Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Whats all this about ?

I get it ,Pole dancing ..

Amusing things lose all their amusement when they have to be explained.
Thats the Lap dancing. Its all about the Finnish dances.
The poll dancing one is Polish dancing .........the polka???
Never mind.
Hope you enjoyed International "lets trash Blinger day".
I certainly did.
:-)))

I mean, I know the jokes weren't that funny, but I had to do something due to the reaction to my poetic verse, you bunch of phillistines.

An elderly couple were attending church services, about halfway through
she leans
over and says, "I just had a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"


He replies, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

All from me - have a nice weekend all

You have a good one too, Baza.
For me, it's off to the cricket nets where bloody great hairy arse bowlers are going to try and cabbage me head and break me fingers.
After that its a curry.
Oh yes.
Love fridays.

His Lordship (could be Bling) had a large supper of Faggots (meat variety), baked beans and eggs followed by Stilton, a large Port and a big fat cigar. He called for his servant, Worrel, to run him a bath. Worrel had to remain in the bathroom whilst his Lordship got in the bath to test the water, which was fine. As Worrel left the bathroom the effect of the supper took over and his Lordship let off a real ripper. Some time later he climbed into his large bed, to his horror there was something warm in it. He screamed out to Worrel, "What the hell is this in m'bed man?" "Your bottle Sa." "I didn't ask for one you idiot!" "But yes Sa, when I was leaving de bathroom you said to me 'hotwaterbottle!' (Say it quickly!)

Bill and Ben in the bath.
Bill says "Flobble-obble-obble"
Ben says "That better not smell you dirty B......."

Bill and Ben in the pub.
Bill says "Flobble-obble-obble"
Ben says "We better get you home, you're p155ed"

Blinger Post 1111

Short bread

Blinger post 1112




Short cakes

I missed the end off the darned thing! Should have been 'hotwaterbottleworrel' That's more like a good fart. And from me, an ol' fart, it's goodnight, have a good weekend y'all, I'm off for a meal out, maybe a bath later!

alan, no offence like, but it's coming across like you're a touch obsessed with mr irrelevant.

Ha! bet you can't find a picture of a short arse. Oh, oh I don't know - you probably can, make it female though (could be Bling)

Obsessed? Me?
Yep. You're right.
I'll leave it soon but after I unsquelched him the other day and saw the abuse I got from him I think I'm allowed a day or two of obsession.
Time for cricket!!!
Alan

Oops bos :)

Wow. Come home with all my bits intact and only a couple of light bruises round my ribs. I've had nights out where I've suffered more injury than that.

hewitt re 3880 'er in doors is not very happy as she is from that part where they flagelate themselves in the sauna...........I still think they are all kinky ........but say it quietly just in case.....she wants to thrash around......

chocolat, oh dear oh dear. released from purgatory!! i guess that makes you one of the laughed at , braindead ones ...... ;)

What a sad,sad thread, the number of blanks in it reveal to me, that it is almost totally populated by the 9 or so I have squelched, seems to prove something?
The juxtaposition here, of attempted dominance over non-members and submission to members, noted (as I one by one squelched them), would have had Alfred Alder in stitches,still if it helps folk with clinical self- consciousness as much as Alder did, I guess it must be cathartic.