Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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Wasting your time, jimmy. You're in the moral majority!!

Good god ,i thought i was being polite.

blimey I squelched a dozen and there are only 500 posts left out of 3k+, what DO they work at, local government, government departments, public works, social workers, and bankers- what else, wow!!!

Jimmy,
Just a thought (and a Saturday night several pints thought at that) but since you type with your hands AND talking with your hands is called gesticulating AND blinger talks bollocks, does that mean that blinger is TESTICULATING?
Alan

Good point Al ,,,iv'e never had a problem with bling ,so why he needs to come on here and filter me ,,well i just dont know . What i do know is , iv'e been fed up lately with people ruining serious threads like DAV posting rubbish ,,now its even started on my fun thread ,,,well i'll be ruining theirs ..

alan, wanker is a word that just about sums him up ....... and that's my last word on him. he isn't worth any more. maybe everyone can have a last word ..... and then leave the old dog alone.

more blankers!!!

ROTFFLMFACBHT&HO!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to see some sensible posting coming back, Jimmy.

Home on a Saturday night nursing the mother of colds , girlfriends gone to Scotland :-( ,,oh well it can only get better from here ...

Thanks bos



Cheered me up no end

bloody hell!!! very arty ..... :)

Picture the scene, if you will.
Here i am on a wet Sunday morning, competing with the local church bells for the "how many people can I piss off" award for unneccesary noise in a neighbourhood full of hangovers. I am sat with my Gibson Les Paul, having finely tuned the pitch and amplification to a degree where dogs are running for cover and those trying to stay in bed with their pillows over their heads are shaken to the floor.
Into this scene of urban bliss walks one of my first encounters with the songs of the Gallagher brothers. My tastes to this point have been somewhat more gentle, getting no further than a splendid rendition of "Smoke on the Water" that has had my neighbours driving away still in their night attire (some people have no musical taste).
My point in writing this is that i never realised how bad guitarists Liam and Noel are!!
Their biggest hits, Wonderwall, Don't look back in anger, Cigarettes & Alcohol et al are mind-numbingly simple!! They should appear in the "Teach Yourself guitar" book just after the chapter on tuning up and before the one with Twinkle Twinkle little star in it.
Cut to the chase, the songs sound fantastic, so are there any other guitarists out there in MAM cyberland who can recommend other great sounding hits for a numpty guitarist like me to play.
Anyone who recommends anything by Jimmi Hendrix or Mark Knopfler doesn't understand the word numpty. (except "Romeo & Juliet", cos thats quite easy).
Suggestions please, cos I know my neighbours look forward to their free Sunday morning concerts.
Alan

Alan , filtered for saying Oasis are rubbish

al - ''sweet child of mine'', guns and rosses, what an intro!!! whole lotta rosie by acdc (angus young) only he plays half of it with his teeth!!! and of course ''rocking all over the world'' by status quo if you want an easy one, famous for knowing only 3 chords. lastly what about 'lisa radley' by the jam and you could change the words to suit somebody in your place of residence.

Jimmy,
Read what I said. i said they were crap on the guitar. the songs sound great!!!
Just exploring some Boomtown rats stuff now cos one or two in our street are still in bed.
Alan

you could change the words again, to ''i dont like sundays''

Nah, I've pinned down "Rat Trap", cos its easy.
Jammin session over now, got to go and have lunch with aged relatives.
Your right, though, Sundays aint no fun.
Alan

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:)