Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

i guess nobody liked my ass then :(

it was a bit too hairy for me bos, but the bush was excellent

oooo, a nice bit o' bush it was too :)

Stop talking twaddle ..

i think the poor girl needs someone to wipe that sand off her bottie. queue starts behind me .......

(jimmy, you have been missed!!)

How stupid are some people.
That is NOT how to wear a string vest.

Copied from another thread - sorry - but it brought a smile to my face.

Dont know how to make the link automatic - perhaps one of you clever ones can do that

http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html

http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html

Thank you bos (been busy) , hope all is well with your new baby .

I think I've got annorexia.
I was reading in the wifes magazine about it this morning, and apparantly people with annorexia have several symptoms. The main two symptoms are being underweight (which could never apply to me - I am the right weight for anyone 8'2" tall) and, the real tell tale symptom is that when they look in the mirror, they see a big fat mess looking back at them.
Well thats me!! Everytime I look in the mirror I see a big fat bloke, so I must be annorexic. The doctors heve been telling me for years to lose weight, and it turns out I'm annorexic!!!
Doctors! What do they know?

No Alan, I think you could be wrong, it may be your mirror that is the problem. I have a mirror which makes me look overweight, but I know that I am really thin and that is why my diet MUST consisit mainly of beer and burgers......and my wife needs to start wearing specs cos she says she can't see any problem with the mirror.

fine and dandy , jimmy. :))

Nice one bos , get the wet wipes out .

Actually i look like this most Saturday nights.

jimmy, the wipes are used down the other end at the moment........ same kind of mess though ......

Ah, memories; have you been warned about the super poos?, just wait until you start feeding solids!
kim

Such friendly looking girls .

Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so) ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK !

was having a great dream last night that kinda started out like the above pic ......

what did it finish with then :-)