Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Got a lovely bottle of Havana Club in the cupboard that I brought back from Cuba. (Its the bottle I brought back, not the cupboard.)

that'll do:))

speaking of cuba, just heaved a few havanas out this morning ........

Too much detail!!!!!
We refer to it as "giving birth to a traffic warden".........

Happy birthday Bosley - have as much jelly as you can eat (you have to set a good example now!)

Alan, that is racist. I did not think you were capable of such a remark. Traffic Wardens are the pillars of society.

Scientists have started using traffic wardens instead of rats for many experiments.
There are three reasons:
Traffic wardens are more plentiful than rats.
Scientists get less attached to the traffic wardens than they did to the rats.
There are some things even a rat won't do.

A restaurant full of traffic wardens was held hostage.
The bad guys threatened that, until all their demands were met, they would release one traffic warden every hour.

:-)))

too much detail, alan.??? you're lucky i didn't post last tuesday when i had a stomach virus ........ it was like bloody etna had erupted!!!

Too right Alan - you were very lucky.

Happy Birthday EG :)

Woodie cleverly used the other thread to put you of track so I have posted it on here take note of the time LOL.

WOODIE - 11 Apr 2006 07:18 - 7 of 9
i started the original thread before this company come to market ,being offered shares at 2.5 pence, at the time it was a good trading play sold out after a few months,but now i agree with scrip anyone wanting to buy these shares i would ask you to look at the rnss that have been released since they come to market and you will see, not much headway has been done it terms of revenue.i would avoided.

driver - 11 Apr 2006 11:53 - 8 of 9
WOODIE
Any other shares you are avoiding UBT are up 47.8%

I would be very grateful to hear of any news (good?) if possible,on Gravity diamonds.

This sort of news?:-


GRAVITY DIAMONDS LIMITED

(ASX & AIM : GRN)

10 April 2006


GRAVITY TO START EXTENSIVE 2006 AEROMAGNETIC SURVEY
OVER FURTHER BLOCKS OF KASAI CRATON IN DRC



Please refer to the attached PDF for the latest DRC project update of Gravity
Diamonds Limited.


Paste the following link into your web browser to download the PDF document
related to this announcement:

http://www.rns-pdf.londonstockexchange.com/rns/2617b_-2006-4-10.pdf

Or the sort my wife gave me yesterday - "If you don't get me a diamond by the weekend, you will not begin to comprehend the gravity of the situation."
kim

Diamonds are only bits of coal that got lucky

That's what I told my wife before she threw her gift on the fire.

Well it's nice to know that chocolate's good for the heart.
So I'm doing my bit now.

six inches enough for you?

"Doctor, Doctor. I keep seeing naked women in my sleep"!
"Have you seen a psychiatrist"?
"No. Just naked women"!

10 Days to the new cricket season and only 11 weeks to my holidays.
Not that i'm counting, you understand.............

Good to catch up with you all - not enough semi naked women though.

For those of you that are retired - you might like to take my lead here.

Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and
went to a small shop down on High Street. I was only in there for about
10 minutes. When I came out, there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?"

He looked up, then ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called
him a heartless Nazi bastard. He glared at me and then started writing
another ticket for worn tyres. So I called him a piece of stinking dog
shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with
the first. I called him an asshole and a pig. Then he started writing
a third ticket. I called his mother a slut and a whore.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I verbally abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town on the bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

Tee Hee

Baza

I thought cricket was a dirty word at the moment! For my holidays this year I think I might take a tour of the country and pull Baza's trick in every town that I go to - it sounds damned good to me! Not that I would wish any more problems for the downtrodden motorist.........traffic wardens though....(got nothing against them really, or tax inspectors).

If a traffic warden and a tax inspector were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

Nice one baza ,,Kim i would do neither i'd stand on their heads !!
no one hates Traffic Wardens more than me .