CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Hang on a minute.... I'm the one who thinks anyone over 40 is ancient... mind you anyone over 30 is past it, and over 25, well they're pushing it :-) (But if the uniform has a short skirt, I wont complain!)

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Err sorry as she's 26..well need I say more..
;>)

nooooooooooooooo... 26, thats well thats, oh damn...

yes...you were saying..it's "pushing it" I believe....
;>)

I meant to say that only if they LOOKED over 25 than they were pushing it... Obviously all the lovely ladies in the cafe must surely still be under 22...???

keeping digging....
;>)

LOL!

May be better to try again another day JS

Well it's been a goodie today!! Bunny's in profit!!
Hope others are too - DOW looking good for the night-birds amongst us.
Be Lucky people, I'm a-hopping-off now, sees you all tomorrow
:>)

Well done bunny...

I've put the spade back outside - after all I've worn it out with all that digging underneath Australia.

Hello, everyone gone home have they?

Nope... Can't get out of this hole.

D'you need a hand?

I'd give him a ladder, but I don't want to ruin his stockings.

Hey... I think I've struck oil.

evening all, southern comfort for me please.

Evening all!

Following the smart-arse comments about my age last night, I'll have you all know not only am I only 46, but I'm a very young looking one too!!!

Yours (temporarily)
Bored of Guildford.

PS - nice to find a place with wi-fi, but has everyone here had a character bypass? :-)))))))))

Good evening Al, just returned from trolley racing. Came second in the Tesco Grand Prix. Filled the tank on my car and successfully negotiated a second mortgage to pay for the petrol.

Now I shall partake of a cup of the finest brew with the odd biscuit to go with it, custard creams might do the job.

Well that's Guildford for you...

Only 46 is a bit rich...and very young looking too?

Hey, JS - watch yer 'ead.
I'm passing a bucket down...just run out of chip fat.

Socs - glad to hear the tank on the trolley was cheap to fill. ;-))) Couldn't join you in a custard cream, though, as it doesn't go with this rather nice wine.

Choccy - don't be bloody cheeky. ROFLMAO.

Now, which hammock's mine. These things have been breeding since I last spent more then half an hour in here. Must be their "Dutchness". Nej, I say. LOL

I need a hammock too, after the last couple of days :S