anyone got any ideas about the block trades that went through today?

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Happy day's.

Must get another tick up soon. Quoting 18.55 - 18.75 on line with Barclays. Max just 25,000 to buy online. Offers at full price and bid at over the mid point so all trades today will show as buys again. If this keeps up we will see 18.5 - 19p by close of play.

evo on the bid and kbc on the offer. i fancy them for a quarter point rise as well....

a few jokes which really are the funniest i have heard in ages:


a really good joke...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"




A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.





An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price.
But, the dog replied, that would make no sense at all.



and if you liked that here are a few more..

PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."




TEXAN: "Where are you from?"

HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

TEXAN: "OK -- where are you from, jackass?"





A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'

"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"







"A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

"He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: 'Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.'

"The man then replies: 'Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.'"







"Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'

"The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.

"The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'

"The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'"

Good to see some more buying today, although I assume that what appears to be buys at 18.50ish will probably be sells. Another tick up would be a nice end to the week, and a good start to the weekend! I take it the US is closed on Monday?

gavdfc - yes it is. We will have the place to ourselves.
Doesn't look as though we're going to get our tick up.Pityy really - would have made the week complete.
Happy day though - BUR back in the blue.

Monday could be a quiet day then. Another cracking week for us and our oils, even without any tick up. Beers will taste good this weekend!

Gav

did you get into DNX or have you missed another entry point lol?

As you say, the beers will be sweet this weekend, all bought and paid for!!!

hey, noone like my jokes! all about the stock today!

Fundy,

Nope, never got into DNX. Thought it might come back a bit more but shows what I know about timing! Have you got your 04 report and accs yet? Beers are chilling nicely in the fridge!

Gav

received the annual report (DNX) a couple of days ago - have had a quick read through but planning to read in more detail over the weekend - no rush because have no intention of selling for a long while yet but always nice to feel up to date.

hopefully the pub has the beer nicely chilled - friday duty of taking my builders for a few beers in about half an hour - always good for a laugh

Fundy,

Still waiting on mine, had hoped to get it by the weekend but no such luck. Would be quicker for me to drive up to Aberdeen and ask for a copy. Somehow I didn't think you would be selling them yet!

Good excuse that for going to the pub! The wife can't object to that one!

Rigzone article(click here)

Gerry on advfn found this, just adds a little more flavour to the mix.

SWW,thanks for rigzone link,plenty info, boughy SEY at 10, 15 and 18pence excellent prospects, roll on production at chingetti.

SWW,

Yes thanks indeed.

up a quarter point...

This is a much better joke.

An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

"You know" she said, "We were sitting here across from each other 50 years ago."

"Yeah" he said, But then we were naked".

"So let's get naked now" she suggested.

So they took off all their clothes..

"You know" she said, smiling lovingly, "My nipples are getting just as hot looking at you today as they did 50 years ago."

He replied,


"I'm sure they are - one is in your coffee and
the other's in your oatmeal."

prop,

What a thought to start the day!

LOL

thought that would amuse you!

went back to the starty of this thread and had forgotten that you were one of the founding fathers of the thread (no pun inded re the date!)