CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

D'you need a hand?

I'd give him a ladder, but I don't want to ruin his stockings.

Hey... I think I've struck oil.

evening all, southern comfort for me please.

Evening all!

Following the smart-arse comments about my age last night, I'll have you all know not only am I only 46, but I'm a very young looking one too!!!

Yours (temporarily)
Bored of Guildford.

PS - nice to find a place with wi-fi, but has everyone here had a character bypass? :-)))))))))

Good evening Al, just returned from trolley racing. Came second in the Tesco Grand Prix. Filled the tank on my car and successfully negotiated a second mortgage to pay for the petrol.

Now I shall partake of a cup of the finest brew with the odd biscuit to go with it, custard creams might do the job.

Well that's Guildford for you...

Only 46 is a bit rich...and very young looking too?

Hey, JS - watch yer 'ead.
I'm passing a bucket down...just run out of chip fat.

Socs - glad to hear the tank on the trolley was cheap to fill. ;-))) Couldn't join you in a custard cream, though, as it doesn't go with this rather nice wine.

Choccy - don't be bloody cheeky. ROFLMAO.

Now, which hammock's mine. These things have been breeding since I last spent more then half an hour in here. Must be their "Dutchness". Nej, I say. LOL

I need a hammock too, after the last couple of days :S

oops - gawd, my pc's slowed up summat rotten.

Right, outta here, mes peeps!

Early start in the morning. 'Twas 4am this morning so need kip to reinforce the youthful looks!

Cheers ;-0

Why do I get the feeling it's going to take more than a bit of kip :)

Lots of kip and half a dozen surgeons of the plastic variety.

Good evening Chocco, how goes it?

Oh, it goes, Socks.
That's the main thing :)

Bloody 46 Al, you've done nuthin my boy, wish I waS THERE, me I'm ancient 58
but only as old as the woman that you feel [as they? say].

Age is just a daily thing, its nothing but a statistic, one that frightens your average lady more than your average fella.

Off to bed for me!!!!!

I wish my portfolio would go, been abysmal lately. Wish I had time to be online during the day.

You think, li'l will? Off to bed at this hour, eh?
Long time no see :)

Well, Socks - I'm online, but not necessarily on the case during the day - given up on stocks for now. FX and DOW are much easier to handle.

I don't mind being in stocks but I just hate leaving overnight buy/sell orders. I feel completely at the mercy of the MMs, much rather deal during the day after things have settled in.

I've noticed for a long while that the MMs are having more than a laugh with their spreads - so they're not getting my money any more. Still have some holdings, but no more s/bs on stocks for now. Let me know if you take the day off!