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Came close to it Jeff, quick editing I believe after a word in the ear from Choccy and dignity was resumed :-)

No don't think so.....unless haggis does something for you
that it doesn't for us?
;>)

Huh! Behave yourself Opto! No editing took place,
I don't know you men..and I thought men weren't supposed to
be imaginative, another proof positive that statement is
wrong.
;>)

Umh, never had haggis! what does it taste like? apart from haggis :-)

I think you'd better stick with scones - blueberry jam?

Is it so bad :-( yes please Bunny blueberry jam would be nice.

I have never eaten it as it's 'innards' and I don't eat internal
organs so no-one please ask for liver, heart, kidneys or gawd forbid
tripe or worse, cos you'll be cooking it yourself!

I'm leaving a tray of scones and blueberry jam for anyone who's
feeling peckish - apart from Opto, who's limited to 3 only ;>)
Have a good evening - Gordon Ramsey on at 9pm.

Just been trying to comfort poor lambykins he is very upset.

I am with you bunny I dont eat inards either, in fact i dont eat much red meat at all and obviosly I dont eat any Sheep related products ;-)

I have arrived. I don't like haggis, yucky. Even worse than a MacRabbit Burger.

morning all, lovely sunny day in Sevenoaks, off up town in a few mins....

morning spaceman

nice and sunny in manchester too

Lovely sunny day here too so I think I'll put the jockstrap on my haggis and take him/her/it for a walk. It's a bit fat and clearly needs some exercise.

Hils

please post us a piccie :-)

Morning all tea please.

It is indeed gorgeously sunny...Hils - watch out that your haggis doesn't go off, somewhere.

And go all limp.

A pet haggis must be kept on a sloping roof with a sprinkler system installed and kept on permanently (remember to pay the water charges) and with a sign on the roof, which should be illuminated during the hours of darkness, warning your local burglars of the danger otherwise they will sue you. You will also need to warn the local looney bin, since your conservation efforts in trying to save the haggis clashes with the enormous waste of water and this dilemma will drive the local 'Greens' insane.

I am surprised that the rumours that haggis is really a lambs stomach stuffed with lamb mince etc. hasn't been enough to have the censors ban the subject.

T-I-M.....
Sit down dear, have a cup of tea....
I'm beginning to worry about you.....











;>)