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Never fear, Socco's here!

I am lucky to be alive. There I was in the kitchen helping with homework with the wife behind me cooking when there was this huge explosion. The door of the microwave flew past my head and embedded itself in the wall. Shards of plastic from the splatter guard and pieces of burning egg covered the kitchen. I ask you 20 min for two eggs in a 10,000 watt microwave!!




(I'm not the kind of person who would exaggerate am I?)

Hi all

just a polite warning, a rather happy and enebriated Dave Dazzler may show up much later - if he does the drinks are on him!!!

TIM
Was that an eggsplosion?

That was eggscrutiatingly oval, Socks.

Socs :-))

TIM Eggsceptional luck to be in one piece!

Fundy, Waiting with empty glass for DDs arrival!!

Well the bomb squad is away and the neighbours back home and the kitchen cleaned up. (This is the storey I'm going to tell a few select friends and relatives!)

Put this behind olga,drinks abound tonight,,is there of bunnys food left or has macca eat the lot,,have what ever you want ,walk on,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,walk on,just off to the steam room for a clean up,,,,,,,this bags heavy!!

Fundy said you would be in DD. A good day
I take it :-))

Looking in the fridge Bunny's left cold salmon, bacon
butties or perhaps you can afford to order in takeaway
all round? Chinese, Thai, Indian .........

Evening all

DD - how did the nag at nottingham go? any joy?

Ill have a pint of guinness to get the evening going

Where's it going...and where's the bubbles..?

If DD is paying I will have 4 pints of guinness

There's a lobster coloured drunk unconcious in the steam room.
Who would that be then?

Morning all, nice and bright here in sevenoaks. Up town again today for me.

Morning all, I think Dave should be well cooked now, I'll drag him out and put him in an hammock.

Morning all ......... what's that beetroot
coloured object hanging in the hammock ?

Morning jj, quick visit this morning then I'm out for the day.
Pot of tea and a danish would be great.

Very well cooked opto thanks,bit early all the same,no joy fundy.

Hi Dave, did you finish up with a full satchel yesterday

Hi opto, i did ok never enough pockets in clothers now a days,350 round trip,never again for 1 day.