Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

welcome back, driver. how was scotland?
i once had a fantastic new years eve in edinburgh. left the bars at 11pm and had a wander around. it was absolutely superb, so much going on, outdoor gigs, samba bands, policemen standing there while drunken women queued up to snog them. i asked one if i could borrow his yellow jacket. he told me to f*ck off before playing tonsil tennis with the next girl!!! up the troon for midnight. probably the best new years eve i've had ;)

Bos
Scotland was excellent 28c on Edinburghs, beach; yes they do have a beach. Anyone who hasnt been to Edinburgh should try a long weekend I might be doing the New Year there this year.

Portobello-beach

I went for the fringe festival once, but there wasn't a hairdresser to be seen. Very disappointing.

Sad to see the passing of TOTP.
I don't think i'll ever forget Chris Eubank presenting it and having to say;
"Tonight a very thpecial thinger and a very thpecial thong. Thuggths thinging thethilia".
that and Jocky Wilson. Wonderful memories.

Wasn't what it was though Al , back in the old days bands could actually play ,or maybe i just have a selective memory , i choose to forget the Wombels and the Bay City Rollers ,and remember the likes of Free ,and Led Zep ,and back then they wanted to appear on TOTP ,they would'nt now .

before baywatch there was pans people. get the tissues ready ;))

my lasting memory has to be seeing my favourite bands on the show and laughing at my dad for saying things like, "what's this shite?" and "this isn't music" !! pretty much what i say now when i'm watching one of the music channels. the videos are much better nowadays, though.

I watched that programe last night on Pans People , now when i was a young boy back then they looked like my Auntie ,now they look like young birds . ( well not now but then if you know what i mean)

jimmy
Go to bed

I did driver , the trouble is,, that i get just as confused in the daytime as the evening ,early mornings are worse or afternoons ,after 3pm ,or before 4pm ,and sometimes around lunchtime i start cooking dinner ,or breakfast ,it usually depends if i remembered to make lunch ,which i often do in the middle of the night ,i hope that clears things up.

Q. What is the definition of confusion?
A. Two blind lesbians in a fish market.

Oh no, I already regret having posted that!

Confusion


A man is sitting on a public toilet when the guy in the stall next to him says, Hi, how are you?

Um, fine, answers the man.

What are you up to? asks the other guy.

Im traveling, the first guy says hesitantly.

Mind if I stop over?

What? Why the hell would you do that?

Hey, Ill call you back, says the other guy. The dipshit in the next stall keeps talkin to me.

Your confused?

Or

how the bloody hell have tottenham managed to get united to cough up 18 million for carrick??? he's a decent player but ....... bloody hell!!. they could have got hargreaves for half that and he's twice the player. and they've given him keane's shirt!! looks like the silly season has started.

just listening to led zep's since i've been loving you. what a glorious 7 minutes.

A glorious seven minutes of loving, Bos? I'm impressed - that's almost as short as some of my relationships.