Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Q. What is the definition of confusion?
A. Two blind lesbians in a fish market.

Oh no, I already regret having posted that!

Confusion


A man is sitting on a public toilet when the guy in the stall next to him says, Hi, how are you?

Um, fine, answers the man.

What are you up to? asks the other guy.

Im traveling, the first guy says hesitantly.

Mind if I stop over?

What? Why the hell would you do that?

Hey, Ill call you back, says the other guy. The dipshit in the next stall keeps talkin to me.

Your confused?

Or

how the bloody hell have tottenham managed to get united to cough up 18 million for carrick??? he's a decent player but ....... bloody hell!!. they could have got hargreaves for half that and he's twice the player. and they've given him keane's shirt!! looks like the silly season has started.

just listening to led zep's since i've been loving you. what a glorious 7 minutes.

A glorious seven minutes of loving, Bos? I'm impressed - that's almost as short as some of my relationships.

soul, that does include sweet talk, foreplay, the main event, pillow talk, a fart , a piss and a ciggie ! glorious ;)

I've tried this exercise stuff today and it really does work!!!
I dropped my car off at the local jag dealers this morning for its annual service and walked home. I walked there to collect it and imagine! In just those 2 walks I lost a load of weight. Mainly round the wallet regions, it has to be said.

Bos, I don't smoke, so that would explain the difference. Come to think of it, I don't sh@g, either, given that I'm waiting until marriage. Which probably explains why, whenever I get friendly with a girl, Norris McWhirter starts hanging around with a stopwatch.

Al, my brother just owned a Jag for a year and found himself walking home quite frequently.

So why on earth he traded it in for a TVR I have no idea - clearly he's been bitten by the exercise bug.

but



plus a



bonus ;)

Am I really that transparent????

Thats the trouble with sex ,,i don't like the foreplay ,,handing over all that money.

Alan - forget the jag. Spent a day at Silverstone last weekend, event run by British Historic Sports Car Club. Great day out and they have another coming up at Oulton Park over the August Bank Holiday for those who do not like heading south of Birmingham. Hardly historic, but star for me was the Aston Martin DB9R Le Mans car (complete with 007 number) - best noise I've heard since Rolling Stones concert in the mid 60s.Thinking of going heavy into SEO to buy one in 6 months time.........