Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

morning all!

No wedding anniversaries here, but I do have two invitations to dinner parties being thrown this week by two different drop-dead-gorgeous women, so hope springs eternal!


AAU for a multi-bagger!!

Don't do it, ST.
Stay a batchelor all your life, like him.
That was what my dad said to me. Wish I'd listened.
Alan

Sorry Al, my last girlfriend was such a good advert for the female of the species that I now feel ready to take one on on a permanent basis.

Maybe I should start a thread, soliciting offers, EPIC: "WIFE"

Header: "31-year-old, international and educated male with interest in emerging resources stocks seeks similar female with own home and Mercedes 500 SL. Please send a photo of the Mercedes 500 SL."

Oh look! got one already!! :o)

Crap. Big fan of the XJ8, myself.

Have you got the XJ8, Al (since I seem to remember you mentioned owning a Jag a month or so ago)?

I have to say that Jags actually come further up my list of preferred vehicles. but there aren't so many around here in Frankfurt.

Yep.
very nice too.

It is better to have loved and lost...............than to spend the rest of your life living with a pshyco.

But Alan, I've done all that and I'm STILL living with a pshyco. Where did I go wrong?

Don't talk to me about mad women !!!!!!!!!!!! they find me.

is my wife sleeping around?
Could there really be more than one physco women????

jimmy, you should stop hanging around the centre for clinically deranged women then!!

moneyplus, baby is fine . she drools a lot, makes funny noises, farts loudly and is forever trying to get hold of her mother's boobs. people say she takes after me but i don't know what they mean .......



so happy this week is over.

me too-have a good weekend all.

yep :)

aw!! this should cheer you up .

Thank you :)



Just the job ;)

aye, i thought it was missing summat !! make sure you give it a good shake to help get the cream out ;)

feels so strange being off on a saturday. can't help feeling a touch guilty :S

how's this for a fit pussy ?

Will everyone please stop sending each other e-mails about my paranoia.
I am not paranoid.
Thank you,
Alan