Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Have you got the XJ8, Al (since I seem to remember you mentioned owning a Jag a month or so ago)?

I have to say that Jags actually come further up my list of preferred vehicles. but there aren't so many around here in Frankfurt.

Yep.
very nice too.

It is better to have loved and lost...............than to spend the rest of your life living with a pshyco.

But Alan, I've done all that and I'm STILL living with a pshyco. Where did I go wrong?

Don't talk to me about mad women !!!!!!!!!!!! they find me.

is my wife sleeping around?
Could there really be more than one physco women????

jimmy, you should stop hanging around the centre for clinically deranged women then!!

moneyplus, baby is fine . she drools a lot, makes funny noises, farts loudly and is forever trying to get hold of her mother's boobs. people say she takes after me but i don't know what they mean .......



so happy this week is over.

me too-have a good weekend all.

yep :)

aw!! this should cheer you up .

Thank you :)



Just the job ;)

aye, i thought it was missing summat !! make sure you give it a good shake to help get the cream out ;)

feels so strange being off on a saturday. can't help feeling a touch guilty :S

how's this for a fit pussy ?

Will everyone please stop sending each other e-mails about my paranoia.
I am not paranoid.
Thank you,
Alan

I was paranoid once but I'm not any more, so I just wish people would stop talking about me behind my back: anyway, when I had paranoia I'll bet it was worse than yours.

I bet your inferiority complex is better than mine.

No it isn't! I'll fight you over that statement, but I will probably lose :o(

Lets trot 'em out then.
I've got a cross between a persecution complex and a guilt complex.
I believe the whole world is against me, but thats okay cos I probably deserve it anyway.

I've got a huge superiority complex, so I don't have to say any more because no one can better that.

Edit. At least, I don't think they......can they? Oh no, I have an inferior superiority complex!