Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

yep :)

aw!! this should cheer you up .

Thank you :)



Just the job ;)

aye, i thought it was missing summat !! make sure you give it a good shake to help get the cream out ;)

feels so strange being off on a saturday. can't help feeling a touch guilty :S

how's this for a fit pussy ?

Will everyone please stop sending each other e-mails about my paranoia.
I am not paranoid.
Thank you,
Alan

I was paranoid once but I'm not any more, so I just wish people would stop talking about me behind my back: anyway, when I had paranoia I'll bet it was worse than yours.

I bet your inferiority complex is better than mine.

No it isn't! I'll fight you over that statement, but I will probably lose :o(

Lets trot 'em out then.
I've got a cross between a persecution complex and a guilt complex.
I believe the whole world is against me, but thats okay cos I probably deserve it anyway.

I've got a huge superiority complex, so I don't have to say any more because no one can better that.

Edit. At least, I don't think they......can they? Oh no, I have an inferior superiority complex!

Now that ethanol has become common in gas tanks, two Iowa State University professors are working to get it into martini glasses.

The professors are researching how to easily, and cheaply, turn fuel ethanol into food-grade alcohol.

Does this mean that we can get drunk faster than ever before?

Dam,, i missed out on the inferiority and paranoia discussion ,i see no one mentioned my name , is that because you all hate me ???

LMAO!!

Just becaue I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not really out to get me!

Kim, it means you'll be able to get draught beer for 90p a litre (or however much petrol costs in the UK at the moment) from the pumps at your local BP forecourt.

The line-up of products on offer will be: LRP, Unleaded, Super-unleaded, Bitter-unleaded and Export. Mix Export with Coca-Cola (1.99 for two litres from the kiosk) and you can have Diesel!

So, in answer to your question: yes, and cheaper too!

Does that mean we will have a load of brewery lorries backing up the M1 when tax on beer goes up, and hippies hanging from trees demanding the brewerys research alternative drinks that get you pi$$ed using hydrogen or solar power.
Tetleys could sponsor an annual event to get tanked up on alternative beer and see how far you can crawl after 12 pints of it, and pubs everywhere can sell flowers and sunglasses.
We can have our registration numbers noted before we get served, so we don't sup up and disappear without paying, and pub toilets can be fitted with devices for emmissions tests.
Finally, every time you walk into a boozer that is not your regular, the barman can open your mouth, peer in and shake his head. Drawing his breath in sharply he can say," What rubbish you been putting in here then? Some bloody cowboy been looking after this. It's gonna cost you".
The possibilities are endless.
Alan

90p a litre ST?! When were you last over here? Is it worth me going over to Germany to fill my tank?! 99p/1 is the average here at the moment. As for serving beer at the pumps, I'm not sure.....I filled my tank with unleaded instead of diesel once so I might well get my Coke mixed up with my Export. But with all this "don't drink and drive" advice it will be nice to able able to finish my drink at the pumps before driving off. D'you think there will be a proper bar there with a runner to rest my foot as I slurp? I suppose the more trendy ones will have shiny accelerator pedals to rest feet on, with brake pedals for the ladies.
kim

Which brewery will be carrying out the annual MOT Alan? Tetleys maybe? More Of Tetleys. Has a certain quality to it.
kim

Thought you might like this one Bos

http://www.dailymotion.com/blog/video/431648?key=fzkyzjudxyf9c7z3jdbtk60mql3vksr89adc00na&play=1&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tastelikepizza.com%2Findex.php%3Fitemid%3D651

Great ideas, Kim and Al! Kim, you're right, it's been a very long time since I bought fuel in Britain (at least 2.5 years). It's almost worth coming over to Germany to fill your tank - if you bring back some fags as well you've just about paid for the channel crossing, I reckon. I think petrol over here costs just around 1.00 a litre, but I wouldn't swear to it as I am not a car owner (due to public transport being so good here that a city-dweller finds a car becomes far more of a liability than an asset).


The cheapest fuel I have ever seen was in South Africa in 2000 - 30p a litre! It was so cheap, people were buying bottles of whisky in Duty-Free, pouring away the whisky and filling up with unleaded and bringing it back to the UK ;O)