Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

It's been a strange sort of day, thought I'd just pop in here for a quiet lie down.

Not right in front of the door, Kim, I almost broke my neck falling over you.

Very strange.
For a start, today was tomorrow as Yesterday never happened.
It started at lunchtime and went backwards til breakfast, at which point it thought it would give dawn a miss and went straight to about 7pm, cos the telly is better then.
the afternoon is going to be fitted in during the night so we can all sleep through the boring bit. This may require you to reprogramme your videos.

Al, have you got a four-year-old you can send round to do mine?

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Sorry. I had four attempts at answering that, but each one was likely to get the police involved.
Bin it and buy a DVD.
Alan

Bloody hell, I came in here for a quiet lie down, firstly ST kicks me then Alan tries to tell me that today is not 2 days ahead of 2 days ago or going to be today 2 days from now, or something like that. I hide my videos in the biscuit barrel, I know they are safe in there cos my wife is on a diet.

I hide 'em under the soap.

I tried that Alan, but my 99 year old Aunt came to stay and had a wash one day. Couldn't get her away from the TV for a week.

Just popped in to bang my head against the wall. Ouch! Ouch! That's better, now back to SEO :0/
kim

WANTED - DEAD AND ALIVE
Schrodingers cat

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me - guess I'll go and eat wurst

well, what a gorgeous week that was!! not seen a cloud for a week. marvellous.


(well, it would've been perfect but the ants spoiled it a little )

maybe you'd prefer a big, creamy banana instead ....

Looks just a little bit scrummy :)
What've you got against little ants anyway?

absolutely nowt. i luv 'em...... outside!

Schrodingers cat Alan? I think quantum law can be applied to Stanelco at the moment!
kim

Could be Kim, I'm not certain.
It definitely doesn't qualify for steady state theory, but the right RNS may allow it to follow the exponential expansion model of Lindemann in his famous bottle of lemonade idea.
As newton once said, It's the gravity of it that bothers me.

Ah, don't worry Alan , wasn't it Newton who said "a starpol wrapped apple a day keeps the doctor at bay"? or was it "Ow!, f^@%*+g h$l". My history is a bit shaky.
kim

Its a myth, Kim. he discovered his laws of motion when he tried to work out the best way to pull on a Saturday night in Cambridge.

Mmm, having a crap in Cambridge isn't my idea of the best way to pull on a Saturday night!