Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Any tips from anyone on getting rid of mine (got to be careful she posts on here aswell)

Marc, tell her you have just had a red hot tip (you may wish to re-phrase that!) and that she should put all her cash in Stanelco, relax, and watch the sp rise to 25 by the end of the month. Or, actually if you just make up a story about your red hot tip, that might just do the trick!
kim

marc, let her catch you 'taters deep with a prozzie. that usually does the trick. also, if that doesn't work and she stays with you , then she obviously doesn't mind ..... so either way you win :)

I've just been consulting my "Book of 10000 facts you don't need", and there is a section on the history of Mr Universe.
Do you realise that every single winner has been from Earth?
I think its a fix.

Al, you're dead right. You know how they do it? They've sneakily arranged to have only Earthlings on the judging panel.

lubbly ;))

marc, i guess she didn't approve , then .......

feckin' great having a saturday off. just having a bit of a cold meats and cheese dinner, (or lunch for the pedants :P). anyone want an olive?

Mmmm



Wet olives with a dash of hot cauliflower creamy bits :)

prefer my olives nice and plain .... with a fresh bit o' bread. mmmmm

anyways, waddya fancy first? red or white?

Guess ;)

blimey!! i didn't think you'd be that fussy ;)

got a gig this afternoon :)

That was bloody quick bosley - where'd you get the pic of my car from?

marc, easy when you know how ;)

blimey, it's quiet in 'ere. i guess everyone's too busy reading the epic seo rns .

LOL - Bos, I have been hoping to find time to read all of that (now standing around 160 unread posts) and have failed dismally. Got to go now and have a bath before popping out for the evening, so I guess I'll have to read it tomorrow when it's about 2,500 unread posts!

The most hilarious bit is that the SP has only moved 0.02p!!

Tried to post a funny cartoon ,but coul'dnt , how's things chaps? been away a lot recently so havn't logged on much .

fine and dandy, james. how are you?

Fine bos ,i have kept up while away ,by using a friends pc or nipping in to a library ,but with limited time, ,i havn't traded anything since early summer, just stayed invested in a few for the year ,always read this thread though.

Good morning, jimmy.
How we have missed your liberal and educational illustrations!!
Do hope you have enjoyed being away, and glad to see your return to the fold.
Alan