Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Just wondered what you twisted lot had come up with for your New Years Resolutions.
I Resolved to get fitter from a cardio-vascular point of view so I started exercising. The regime was challenging and involved increasing my exercise by parking the car a bit further from the kerb, so I had further to walk and not cutting my bacon sandwiches in half so they were heavier to lift.
After 3 days the strain was starting to tell, so how happy was I to read an article that says caffeine increases your heart rate.
I have abondoned the rigorous exercises and now drink alot more coffee, on the basis that I don't get tired and its a good workout for my heart.
This will probably be the easiest resolution to keep ever.
One downside is that coffee requires cigarettes to go with it (I'm sure Bos will agree) and that makes it almost as expensive as joining a gym, but I think the health benefits will be worth it.
alan

Al, I just learned from German TV that kissing is good for health and fitness. It strengthens the immune system and raises that heart rate and apparently if you snog for 5 minutes you burn the same number of calories as if you'd jogged 100 metres.

So if you have your cup of coffee before and a cigarette afterwards (which of course assists with deep breathing, very important for stress-busting), I reckon you'll be well on the way to total health.

alan, indeedy.

my new year's resolution is to lose my man tits. simple as that. start back at the gym next week.

Go for the coffee , fags and kissing, mate. You know it makes sense.

stood outside my house this morning having my cafe and a fag with my back to the wind, rain bouncing off my head, listening to the sound of wheelie bins toppling over and for the first time i really questioned the wisdom of smoking. trouble is all these help-you-quit ads on tele. every time one comes on it makes me want a ciggie.

Ah don't be such a wuss - you can easily knock up one of these in a day.

What is it?

It's a bomb-proof smoking shelter.

Bos, it helps you get out in the fresh air - must be good for you! No good staying inside in the warm, exposed to the multiplication of all those nasty germs.

Of Course! ;-)

i was thinking more along the lines of one of these.

Guess who wears the trousers in bosley's house!

This is what he needs..

TARDIS.
Thats;
Tumours And Respiratory Disorders In Smokers, isn't it???

In case he wants to move it to the rockery

this is me, absolutely. here's a pic of me and the girlfriend having a bit of gentle fun :))

i have been looking at sheds recently although i was thinking more along the lines of summat like this.



snazzy !

so beckham's going to america !! well, after man united and real madrid surely the only place he could go to was the absolute bastion of sorckerrr! i wonder what persuaded him to turn down the advances of italian and english teams? it couldn't be his new contract of half a million quid a week ....... could it?

I wouldn't take a pay cut to go there.

as promised ;)