Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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It was Squealer who wrote it .

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Cheryl Cole... who I love has had a mad moment. She has picked a Train Crash and left out the certain winner... and I am very rarely wrong... Gamu Nhengu would have won the competition... know doubt about that.. and the X-Factor/Cheryl Cole will end up with egg on their face...
Gamu Nhengu will be snapped up by another producer and thats for sure... In her absence 1 Direction will win and Matt Cardle will come second...that will now be the result. The real winner Gamu Nhengu has been mugged!
I have judged the competition on talent... and nothing else....Cheryl Cole has judged on emotion. Big mistake!!!
Sorry... but i am sad and love these shows...

what's that in the press about that skinny one who lost her voice

Oi!

you never miss a gag skinny...lol

You are a Gold Man AldoWarren Buffett asks all the gold in the world or half the properties in America.the value is the same.
Gold is a creation from The Man Above and is used by us as a moneyyou cant print it! the dollar was originally defined as a weight of gold1/20 of an ounce I believe
Building has roughly the same cost as the land it sits oncompletion on average sees the value more than double the building costs in my experienceAs the population increases land will inevitably soar in value.it will be a stronger currency than gold imogive me half the houses in America every time pleasebut I still wouldnt live there!!!I could be talking bo**ocks?but Gold dont look a great investment at the price?

yes but you can pack your bag's and take your gold with you and use it as a currency but you can't take a house with you and sell part's of it buy food ect:

Hmmmmmmm.you got me on that?

Hmmm?

Should we get into football?

Football Rich List - Players

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Blond top and tail?

Looks like a bottle-job, Jeff. A couple of the floozies in the ad have got dark eyebrows if you look closely.

Mascara

More likely peroxide imho.

I love the smell of peroxide in the morning...

The thing that makes me wander is why most
of the blondes I see, dye their hair roots dark.

That just goes to show the difference between men and women - I know a couple of dark haired men who dye their roots blond!