* M0NEY-AM G0LF DAY EVENT: 27 HOLES, INCL. SUSTENANCE & PRIZES (IN ADDITION TO M0NEY-AM SPONSORED PRIZES!) on: -
THURSDAY, 08 JUNE, 2006 *

So several months have passed... Based on the success of last Summer's Event at Longcliffe G.C., a few of you have asked me to take over the reigns from PTH and organise another G0LF M0NEY-AM DAY again based in the MIDLANDS. This is fairEST to the majority coming from all over the UK! From initial feedback (reflecting on 2005 36-Hole hot mid-Summer's day!), the popular view for a 2006 Event has been agreed, as follows: -

* Tea/Coffee on arrival.
* 9 Holes (4BBB 3/4 Stab.) Comp.
* Sandwiches/Lunch.
** 18 Holes (MAIN INDIVIDUAL (FULL HANDICAP) STABLEFORD EVENT) with M-AM and Golfing Prizes for Winners, incl. "Nearest-to-the-Pin" on the 9th. Hole and "The-Longest-Drive" on the 18th. Hole.
* 3-Course Evening Dinner (full waitress service), incl. coffee & mints + Prize Presentation/Mic. Table.

(** ADDITIONAL PRIZES from our generous SPONSORS include: - 3 months worth of Shares Magazine sent to the homes of EACH COMPETITOR every week. The Overall Winner will get The Money-AM Annual Golf Challenge Cup to keep for good plus 1 year's worth of Money-AM Level 2 service worth 357.50 + Vat. The Runner-Up and Third Placed Winners will each get a medal to keep plus 6 months' level 2.)

Venue: - H0RSLEY L0DGE G.C., Belper, Derbyshire (Championship Meadowland Course with American-type Greens). Refreshments will be in the On-Site Kingfisher Restaurant. Entry Fee is: - 60 per Competitor which will cover all of the above ** plus enough to buy some additional golfing prizes.
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For the golfers amongst you, MoneyAM is holding its annual Golf Day Event on Thursday 8th June 2006. This event, kindly organised by one of our users "markusantonius", will be taking place at the Horsley Lodge Golf Club, Belper, Derbyshire.

Entry fee for the day is 60 (payable in advance), which includes:

27 Holes of competition play
Refreshments throughout the day
Golf Prizes
MoneyAM Sponsored Prizes
Regards

MoneyAM Support
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A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging
over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Mother Superior," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.

Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to
fly away!"

"And Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.

"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.

"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."

The two nuns were silent for a moment.

Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?

Very amusing, Fundy! But, generally speaking, women are aweful putters!! Anyway, more importantly, where's your cheque, matey? I need to recoup some pennies to pay for my new Ping Driver! :o)

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Well done, Fundy, you definitely have the after dinner speaker slot. Could do with other golfing stories as I am vets captain this year, please.
Eric

Markus, I will be joining you on june 8th. I will send my cheque off on monday. soft spikes ready!

Excellent news, Fliper. You can expect some great banter with a great bunch of lads! Can I ask for your handicap, please?

Starting the season on 5.9

Help! Need some more high handicappers. Company is somewhat exalted; even the Shark could be down in the third group. lol!!

Ever Willing Robson (and ever hopeful, too)

Eric, if i can play like azm , i may have a chance of winning!

Eric, there is some advantage of being in the last group.Mark can get the drinks in for us and bring them out to the 18th green. Sounds like we might need them!............Rod

The winner normaly plays in the last group!

Still interested but need to confirm my US trip before comitting. Will keep an eye on things.

You're right fliper. 100% record, i.e. 1 out of 1! lol! Beautiful AZM! What a lovely company; don't remember being nearer to 100% confidence, at leasat laying aside short-term vagaries.

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Mark

You probably owe me some money, so you can pay my share and I'll settle up when I get home :-)

BTW Fundy hasn't played for yonks and should be allowed to play off 18.

pth

Hello, stranger (PTH) - long time, no hear, amigo! [1] Do I b****x owe you anything!! But [2] yes, I will, OK.

BTW Fundy is an ex-"Category One" player which means he is doing the honourable thing and playing off C-1 max.

Haven't played for ages myself (14 times < 5 months) so I can play off 18, please? :o)

14 times in 5 months lol

mines 0 in 5 months and still only able to hit 3/4 shots (back probs again!). Long game should be fine by then, short game likely to be shocking

You will be fine, Fundy - anyway where's my cheque? That should speed up your recovery process knowing you are committed to joining the Motley Crew in June! :o) BTW, Steve, my game is built on 90% "short game" - the only reason why I am playing off single figures!

*** 5 Fundamentalist (5.0)
*** 6 Fliper (5.9)
PAID 9 Markusantonius (8.5)
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PAID 13 Predateur (?.?)
PAID 13 MG (12.9)
PAID (by moi!) 17 P[ayu]T[omorrow!]Holden (?.?)
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PAID 18 BobColby (?.?)
PAID 20 E[ver]W[illing!]Robson (20.0)
PAID 21 Canary9 (?.?)
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*** ? Scripophilist (?.?)
*** ? Safety (?.?)
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(Canary9 - an absolute # bandito off 21 - plays every single day as his splendid performance in last year's Team Event will testify to!
BTW may one enquire as to what is your exact handicap, Dr. Rod?)
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Mark

The reason your game is 90% short is that you hit the ball like a girl off the tee - no further than 50 yds.

pth