Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

No Al , as you failed to metion other qualities ,such as infidelity ,corruption, lying , and using public money for your own use ,i don't think you make the grade.

I'm trying to hush those up!!!

No problem gents -we will need MP's the more corrupt the better - then you'll fit right in, in parliment.
I think were suposed to be quiet about sexual perversions until elected and then leak them to the press to get more exsposure. Stick your names on the board with the area you would like to be MP for.

MP for the breweries for me, please.
And can i be party Vice Chairman, so that all the vice has to be tried by me first??

could i be mp for music. then i could get a law passed so that all that loud, pounding shite played by wanker, 19 year old, corsa driving, hoodie wearing dickheads will be banned.

I commend that proposal to the house. Can I suggest a punishment for the offence of having a Sony walkman containing Barry Manilow and Des O'Conner - the complete works stapled to their ears.

bos and hewittalan6 i have taken the liberty of pasting you comments above on the other thread so when i write the final manifesto and place MP's in I dont miss your requests.

cheers marc. alan, why not just staple their ears?

What - so they don't waggle up your nose when you hug a hoodie?

you going on about my nose again????

No way.

Think I've got something horrible and life threatening this morning. Coughing, sneezing, running a temperature similar to that of a British Steel blast furnace and i'm shaking like a member of Hezbollah, backstage at a Barbara Streisand concert.
Not a well man.

alan, take these



with some



i'm sure you'll feel better in no time.

I'm tempted to join him.

Al, how about one of these?

What are you prescribing, ST?
Penis-illin, to be taken orally twice a day????

See? you feel better already!! :o)

Well parts of me have perked up!!!

Happy to be of assistance!

to be taken orally twice a day would perk anybody up!!! doctor soultraders, please can i have one of those prescriptions ;)