Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

bos and hewittalan6 i have taken the liberty of pasting you comments above on the other thread so when i write the final manifesto and place MP's in I dont miss your requests.

cheers marc. alan, why not just staple their ears?

What - so they don't waggle up your nose when you hug a hoodie?

you going on about my nose again????

No way.

Think I've got something horrible and life threatening this morning. Coughing, sneezing, running a temperature similar to that of a British Steel blast furnace and i'm shaking like a member of Hezbollah, backstage at a Barbara Streisand concert.
Not a well man.

alan, take these



with some



i'm sure you'll feel better in no time.

I'm tempted to join him.

Al, how about one of these?

What are you prescribing, ST?
Penis-illin, to be taken orally twice a day????

See? you feel better already!! :o)

Well parts of me have perked up!!!

Happy to be of assistance!

to be taken orally twice a day would perk anybody up!!! doctor soultraders, please can i have one of those prescriptions ;)

Hang on a mo, I'll se what I've got in the medical cabinet.

Is your wheelbarrow big enough bos?

Bosley, it seems that your case requires a stronger form of treatment.

I also found this in the medicine chest, but it seems to have passed its use-by date, as there's something not quite right with the chemical composition . . . .

chocolat, no need for a wheelbarrow at the moment, all this hot sun and not working ........i'm just looking to increase me dosage ;)
doc soul, i'm afraid neither of your prescriptions have the necessary healing effect :))

Nice to see everyone on form today even if a little under the weather.
been out the office and so missed all the fun.