Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

A bird ...

.... in the

is worth

We've got a local pub called The Hand but I've never seen a bird like Jimmy's in there; I've seen a few who look like George though.

there'a an area of bolton called "nob end". there is even a pub called " the nob end inn".

I am told, though I doubt it is true, that in Hertfordshire is a town called Tillet. A nearby village called Cockwell has a pub called The Cockwell Inn.
Its full address therefore is;
The Cockwell Inn
Tillet
Herts.
it would be wonderful if it were true.

I do love a nice view ..

Especially the sea ..

That's the sort of sight we see every day in Rhyl Jimmy!; oh hang on, the nice lady in the white coat is bringing my medication........

I will be travelling up to the Baltic Coast (of Germany, that is!) on Friday and am quite certain there won't be any sights like that. Wismar's municipal website reported weather conditions yesterday of 7 degrees C and a Force 7 storm!

Soult - Force 7 is described as "Near gale, sea heaps up, white foam from breaking waves, blowing in streaks along wind direction". We get worse weather on the Norfolk Broads!
Gale force is 8 or over!!! :o)

"We get worse weather on the Norfolk Broads!" ??

That'll be global warming for you.

Take a look at a global warming picture here:-

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/03/globalwarming.htm

Can't do a direct link, it doesn't seem to work with Apple computers (or it could be me doing something wrong!)

I have just been watching the advert for the Sony Bravia TV and it struck me that it is really not the best way to advertise. It boasts about it's colour, well that's fine but what if you are watching on a crap TV; the picture you see will not do the the Bravia any justice so you are not likely to buy one through watching a TV advert!

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

what a great idea. i bet they're much more confortable than ear-phones ;) plus they have individual volume controls .....

Good grief, look at the dust in here, place hasn't been cleaned for weeks. Has anyone heard from Alan? I hope his house move has gone alright. Maybe he has forgotten where his new place is and he's wandering aimlessly around Leeds.

My daughter has been having problems getting her computer fixed, the job is done now after days of attempting to make any sense of the problem; the following are dedicated to the 'geniuses' who took so long to sort the problem!!

One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"

George Bush, Tony Blair, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.

George Bush went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Tony Blair went back and told his staff, "I have good news and terrible news. The first is that there "is" a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Secondly, you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows XP."

Kim, you're right - where's Al? Although I haven't looked in on the SEO thread for ages, but I guess you probably have.

D'you think we should form a search party?